Omid looking in the fridge at some chocolate: "Ah! Some delicious transphobia.
No, but I mustn't... Well. Just one bite perhapss. What's the worst that can happen?"
"Henceforth, by solemn vow and steadfast will, I consign my dignity to a most peculiar ritual: that with each new day I shall faithfully and without fail shit my pants.
Omid shitting himself
The Suffering of Omid Djalili.
11.03.2026 12:35
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"Off-label" does not mean the FDA has not approved the medication; it simply means it has not approved the medication *for that purpose,* and pediatric prescriptions are so frequently off-label because it's extraordinarily difficult to do ethical research with children.
10.03.2026 15:33
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A still from Rosemaryβs Baby of Dr Saperstein with Rosemary
10.03.2026 16:52
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New MP Hannah Spencer was given a police escort after an anti-hate demonstration turned violent.
The Green Party MP had made a speech at the Greater Together Manchester event on Sunday afternoon in Piccadilly Gardens.
I try very hard not to use the word Orwellian too much but itβs the best adjective for the mauling of language at the start of this BBC News report. ββ¦ an anti-hate demonstration that turned violentβ. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
09.03.2026 20:10
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Stfu and get a proper job
10.03.2026 10:37
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Both hold beliefs. Both have policies they plan on enacting. Really, those guys are practically identical, if you think about it.
06.03.2026 13:29
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Get a proper job
06.03.2026 13:41
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Stunning victory in Stroud last night.
Look at that majority! ππ
Huge congratulations to @helenelliott-boult.bsky.social and the entire team!
Join our movement:
Join.greenparty.org.uk
06.03.2026 08:09
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They're doing the "comms issue" thing again. A friend was at a NYE party with a load of people who work for Labour and they kept talking about "comms issues" like that's the problem. My friend mentioned he was really liking Zack Polanski and got a sharp "I've met him, he's weird" back hahahaha
05.03.2026 09:17
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04.03.2026 19:07
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NHS official pushed to add patient data to Palantir platform whilst also advising company
A lobbyist who worked directly for Peter Mandelson, on the Palantir board, and on the board of *four* NHS trusts.
Lobbying the NHS to hand over even more patient data to Palantir.
This absolutely stinks. Get Palantir out of the NHS. Sign my petition:
you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/st...
05.03.2026 08:50
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Jesse singal literally wrote a whole article about an imaginary me and then asked people to be furious at his fantasy version of me.
04.03.2026 12:05
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i fucking hate columnists. they just blurt out their bullshit and ruin your entire fucking day leaving you in an anxiety attack.
if we got rid of columnists the world would improve almost instantly.
they're the ones wrecking the place.
03.03.2026 17:38
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Sorry to report that I tested this claim and Matt Forde-helmed Spitting Image still looked like shit
02.03.2026 19:23
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This is shit
02.03.2026 16:44
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Get a proper job
02.03.2026 09:27
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This is, very straightforwardly, an organisation that promotes child abuse. It also has the ear of Peter Mandelsonβs old friend Wes Streeting.
28.02.2026 13:10
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Ok, so you shag goats. π€·
28.02.2026 12:31
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What of it? Unless youβre saying going on a bigotβs podcast and sexually assaulting women are morally equivalent, I donβt know what your point is?
28.02.2026 10:42
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Youβre the one instructing me to overlook a manβs sex offences because heβs slinging shit at a politician you donβt like, what point are you making here that doesnβt blow up in your own face?
28.02.2026 10:40
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What the fuck are you talking about? Show me where Iβve ever couched criticism of Starmer in doing a podcast I didnβt like
28.02.2026 10:37
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And frankly Cohenβs personal morals are at issue because theyβre a motive for his desperate finger pointing at anyone else, fuck him and fuck you for signal-boosting his agenda.
28.02.2026 09:58
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If Polanski goes on some shitheel podcast then thatβs disappointing. Iβd sooner he wasnβt rolling around in filth with people like Piers Morgan either. But going on shitty platforms to get his message out isnβt terminal to my support for his Green Party, good luck finding anyone who thinks otherwise
28.02.2026 09:56
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Watch me, cunto
28.02.2026 09:51
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28.02.2026 09:33
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Man who gropes women against their consent says what?
28.02.2026 09:15
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bsky.app/profile/wari...
28.02.2026 09:14
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