Yes, I hate genocide.
Whatever country. Whatever cause.
trump showed everyone what he wants for Gaza. Giant hi-rises, splashing fountains, golden statues (of himself, of course). Tossing money for kids to pick up.
To do that he needs to level the area.
“24 miles of prime beach-front”
- j kushner
… and so trump is doing a better job of it?
*hands you a rock*
What does she suck at?
Better question:
What does she suck at worse than him?
Many happy returns!
🧵 Hey, men - because I'm talking to the men here. This isn't meant to be an attack, no worries. I just want you to know that most women you know right now aren't doing great. We're not. I'll use myself as an example. 1/x
Thank you for your service!
Al Yankovic is not on board?
Time to hit the silk.
Where is he expected to keep his armies, if not in his sleevies?
That’s why I was thinking hemispheres.
I have not tried it yet, tho.
Wow! 💜
The Beat
Some footage of me the last time I was unable to escape the grasping clutches of The Rhythm:
I think that someone did an updated version a few years ago, but there is a whole song’s worth of dumpster fire in the last year or so alone.
Better moderators than The Rhythm
Maybe they’re in there too…?
I still have no idea.
Sorry I was not able to label it.
Some people don’t like unsolicited duck pics.
Are you in the southern hemisphere?
*squeezes carefully*
I don’t feel tardy!
*screams to god helplessly from subway train*
If it is stored in the oven, it damn well better be ready for “425 for 45 minutes or until center is firm”
Women are SUPPOSED to drive convertibles!
You have people who can forsake you? I wonder what that’s like…
Skeets like this show me that BlueSky is not dead.
This is a fine piece of Alt Text!
But it’s such hod work!!
She swore to tell the truth.
Criminal charges for not lying under oath??
Just like he did with all the USAID people.
