River Odder

Overshared! On main

Durban Poison. ☠️

Skeets like these show me that BlueSky is not dead, just evolved far enough to eat itself.

“You’ll get it back later”

… like with taxes?

Skeets like these show me that BlueSky is not dead, but is no where near figuring it out.

A photo of 3 blue “Buzzballz Biggies”, round containers full of cheap sweet booze.

Liek dis?

*looks for plants that match the pattern*

This is about his terrible response to COVID, isn’t it?

Wait, this is about immigration troops killing and maiming people, isn’t it?

Wait, this is about gutting social services that are critical in millions of peoples lives, isn’t it?

Wait, this is about 13 year olds, isn’t it?

Wait, this is ab…

Cool dress!!

Yes, I hate genocide.
Whatever country. Whatever cause.

trump showed everyone what he wants for Gaza. Giant hi-rises, splashing fountains, golden statues (of himself, of course). Tossing money for kids to pick up.

To do that he needs to level the area.

“24 miles of prime beach-front”
- j kushner

… and so trump is doing a better job of it?

*hands you a rock*

What does she suck at?

Better question:
What does she suck at worse than him?

Many happy returns!

🧵 Hey, men - because I'm talking to the men here. This isn't meant to be an attack, no worries. I just want you to know that most women you know right now aren't doing great. We're not. I'll use myself as an example. 1/x

Thank you for your service!

Al Yankovic is not on board?

Time to hit the silk.

Where is he expected to keep his armies, if not in his sleevies?

That’s why I was thinking hemispheres.

I have not tried it yet, tho.

Wow! 💜

The Beat

kermit the frog is dancing in front of a red curtain on a stage . ALT: kermit the frog is dancing in front of a red curtain on a stage .

Some footage of me the last time I was unable to escape the grasping clutches of The Rhythm:

I think that someone did an updated version a few years ago, but there is a whole song’s worth of dumpster fire in the last year or so alone.

Better moderators than The Rhythm

Maybe they’re in there too…?

I still have no idea.

Sorry I was not able to label it.

Some people don’t like unsolicited duck pics.

a person is holding a glass of wine with a bubble in it . Alt: ai alt text: a person is holding a fancy glass of wine with an ice cube in it . My Alt Text: A person has a fancy wine glas with water and an ice cube in it. They turn and very elegantly offer it to a duck, who samples it like a sommelier.

I am putting a bit of thirst on main for @twosense.bsky.social