Samsquanch

Son of a....

These days, I'm so spoiling for it; I'd take those fuckers on.

I guarantee you this motherfucker has never actually traveled anywhere in the world an hung out with anyone at all.

Y'all need to heed Mark Twain's advice.

"crusades"

better idea. Truly Fair Social Security Act - in which the government pays back every dime ever diverted from social security and medicare. all the way back to the beginning.

and yet the opponent in the debbate didnt just drop "Dude. are you standing on a box? starting early with the lying to constituents, huh?"

I guess thats why I shouldnt run for office. I couldnt avoid saying stuff like that.

Let’s Make It Happen….

MAGA wanted lower grocery prices, lower gas prices, the Epstein files to be fully redacted/fully released and no new war.

They were given none of that. Yes, it’s a cult of idiots.

That time traffic backed up and I was stuck in WIndows 7

as a mansplainer in recovery that hits hard.

A-a-a-ckshooly...

Great. Awesome. Now how often are you all gonna let members of this administration break laws and get away with it? shaking your collective fingers is not getting it done.

I also thought of another scenario. Parents with small children. It is customary to just kind of look the other way if a parent is assisting their small child. So now what - a mother is going to ask some strange man to go help her little boy in a restroom?

exactly. "Im here to do unpleasant human things. so are you. so lets just mind our own business, k?"

So Senator, you have NOTHING more important to do than gin up this nonsense? Clearly you were hired under false pretenses.

sorry. this kinda dumb makes me ranty

Another time I was in a hurry and didnt even notice that the facility I entered had no urinals. Like I said, I was hurried. Things on my mind. And by the time I realized the mistake, I was committed. Fortunately I made it back out again without being spotted.

Also prosecutable under this law.

Its insanely dumb.
A few years ago I was waiting in line to use a shitter and this lady shows up *clearly* in distress. The kind of agony we have all encountered a time or three. Ladies room is occupied. The gents clears and Im next. "You go ahead. I'll watch the door"

That would be prosecutable.

Nick The Lounge Singer Sings Star Wars Theme - SNL YouTube video by Saturday Night Live

youtu.be/ljiVRV5B5i8?...

thanks for the patronizing highlight. I was incapable of reading that on my own

second mortgage. Thank jeebus I dont commute in the fucking thing. just once a week for groceries and for hauling my camper into the wilderness to evade *flaps hands* alla youse.

Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that “it’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world”

international women’s day

a man in a suit and tie is looking down ALT: a man in a suit and tie is looking down

Just filled the tank on my truck

way too true for us PBT/Staffy owners.

you can draw all sorts of string diagrams going back as far as one likes. Dr Richardson does it often in her essays. I go back to Reagan because my political conscious and ability to vote begins around 1980 and 1983, respectively.

thats a good summarization of the last 40-odd years. Fuck you Reagan.

the UNO reverse: being so tall you have to lay in the passenger seat to see the traffic signal.

Today is your day, my sisters.