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@zerhackermann

Roaming the damp woods, mumbling to itself about truck camping, motorcycles and roleplaying games. A sasquatch, bigfoot, Mossferatu. Instigator of Initiative Rolls. I am the liberal Fox News warned you about. My typos are my love language.

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๐’๐ฎ๐ณ๐ข ๐๐ฎ๐š๐ญ๐ซ๐จ - ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ– ๐‚๐ซ๐š๐ฌ๐ก - ๐Ž๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐ข๐œ๐ข๐š๐ฅ ๐•๐ข๐๐ž๐จ ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ‘ - ๐Ÿ’๐Š ๐‘๐ž๐ฆ๐š๐ฌ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ
๐’๐ฎ๐ณ๐ข ๐๐ฎ๐š๐ญ๐ซ๐จ - ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ– ๐‚๐ซ๐š๐ฌ๐ก - ๐Ž๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐ข๐œ๐ข๐š๐ฅ ๐•๐ข๐๐ž๐จ ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ‘ - ๐Ÿ’๐Š ๐‘๐ž๐ฆ๐š๐ฌ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ YouTube video by Austech

Rip it Suzi

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKtN...

09.03.2026 23:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is how I access Bluesky

09.03.2026 23:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

get white out and prepend it with "Man"

09.03.2026 23:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My muslim brothers and sisters; citizen or not - you are welcome. always. You have every right that I do to stand here.

09.03.2026 22:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Look, fuck Andy Ogles. He has obviously been raised in a barrel. Ive spent time in muslim countries. I have found people who are like most any place: gracious. welcoming. proud. kind.
I spent a whole hour with a fellow and was invoited to his families home for dinner the following day.

09.03.2026 22:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

to go join in a party and geek out at Mark's shop in Signal Hill. Just so Dave and crew could hang out and say hello to Daves old bike. Fuck I love these impromptu flings bike riders do.

09.03.2026 22:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Guzzi nerds!
A small serendipitous moment. Mark Etheridge, good head and guzzi shop gremlin acquired Dave Richardson's (guzziology) custom convert that he'd sold many years back.

Next think you know Dave and three other local well known guzzi heads are on a plane...

09.03.2026 22:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Sir Mix-A-Lot - Posse On Broadway
Sir Mix-A-Lot - Posse On Broadway YouTube video by SirMixALotVEVO

and in case ya need an audio guidebook
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QElK...

09.03.2026 22:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a little tour

09.03.2026 22:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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09.03.2026 22:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿ˜•

09.03.2026 19:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 522 ๐Ÿ” 103 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 51 ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

I bet it was personal

09.03.2026 21:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Frogs. My neighbor has a small pond. Spring is announced by thousands of tiny, horny, frogs. they slowly get louder and louder and louder until you suddenly notice and are like "Holy shit that is LOUD!" and they all shut up...for a minute. then one will start...
Nature y u screamin?

09.03.2026 21:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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09.03.2026 19:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 61 ๐Ÿ” 22 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a white shirt stands in front of a crowd wearing a pink hat with the letter b on it ALT: a man in a white shirt stands in front of a crowd wearing a pink hat with the letter b on it

since our legislators wont do it, Im over here like

09.03.2026 21:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Son of a....

09.03.2026 19:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

These days, I'm so spoiling for it; I'd take those fuckers on.

09.03.2026 19:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I guarantee you this motherfucker has never actually traveled anywhere in the world an hung out with anyone at all.

Y'all need to heed Mark Twain's advice.

09.03.2026 19:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"crusades"

09.03.2026 17:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

better idea. Truly Fair Social Security Act - in which the government pays back every dime ever diverted from social security and medicare. all the way back to the beginning.

09.03.2026 15:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

and yet the opponent in the debbate didnt just drop "Dude. are you standing on a box? starting early with the lying to constituents, huh?"

I guess thats why I shouldnt run for office. I couldnt avoid saying stuff like that.

09.03.2026 15:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Letโ€™s Make It Happenโ€ฆ.

09.03.2026 02:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 644 ๐Ÿ” 239 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 23 ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

MAGA wanted lower grocery prices, lower gas prices, the Epstein files to be fully redacted/fully released and no new war.

They were given none of that. Yes, itโ€™s a cult of idiots.

09.03.2026 03:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 1538 ๐Ÿ” 344 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 77 ๐Ÿ“Œ 18
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09.03.2026 09:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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That time traffic backed up and I was stuck in WIndows 7

09.03.2026 08:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

as a mansplainer in recovery that hits hard.

09.03.2026 08:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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09.03.2026 08:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A-a-a-ckshooly...

09.03.2026 08:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Great. Awesome. Now how often are you all gonna let members of this administration break laws and get away with it? shaking your collective fingers is not getting it done.

09.03.2026 08:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I also thought of another scenario. Parents with small children. It is customary to just kind of look the other way if a parent is assisting their small child. So now what - a mother is going to ask some strange man to go help her little boy in a restroom?

09.03.2026 08:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0