Nice Dude (sincere)

Five-Star General: (gravely) Sir, Operation Epic Bacon is not going awesomesauce

I can’t believe we’re in the brief period where you can legally get rich insider trading on prediction markets and I have no access to sensitive information

to be clear my pill was an ibuprofen. the song about this did poorly

The flight attendant just closed the flimsy curtain between business class and economy, they must be doing something mysterious up there

I also took a pill in Ibiza but Avicii still thought I was a huge loser

I had forgotten I had ever posted this tbh but @prof-hinkley.bsky.social reminded me

[Ken Burns slowly narrating over an artistic shot of a scrolling timeline] “user GayChungus420 had no idea he was about to make history”

The Last Cup is a documentary I would watch

not all who wonder are bread

my new fitness routine is telling women on the street they’d be prettier if they smiled more and then running away as they try to murder me

Lol

Okay different energy

Bruh

not to sound too harsh but anyone with decorated Christmas tree still up now should be shot

Why does everything get dirty during a light rain? Feels like that should be like a gentle cleaning

Me: that's Walter under the bridge
Friend: it's "water" lol
Me: *pointing to a body as it floats down the river* no

no his math checks out but 76k posts should be alarming, he seems nice but if it were me I’d consider therapy

serious question is you don’t have more followers than the number of posts why aren’t you more heavily medicated

[doing the luge]

You know that was good. But I bet it’d be better with another guy lying on top of me

posting this mostly to antagonize my followers but if you’re planning a trip to a new city using an AI that can read and summarize 500 websites in 20 seconds is about 1,000,000x more effective than Google or TripAdvisor or anything else

already the discussion starts, voting 3rd party bc you dont like the candidate and helping jd vance become president while everything is so fucked is…something else. almost certainly ghosting this place before 2027

Hey, it’s you. You’re the person described in the post.

especially people on bluesky have this hyper-aversion and skepticism of AI.

AI is going to be scary good very soon. Hating it or ignoring it won’t change that. Will it replace most jobs? Idk. But television changed the world and the internet changed the world and this will be the same. Have a plan

Watters: I was walking in my street, a car drives by and I give him a wave. He rolls down the window and says, “F U fascist.” He doesn’t know I’m a fascist!

Jessica: Yes, he does. You’re on TV.

starting to wonder if the one thing that could flip the chipotle workers back on the side of ICE is flashmobbing the already bonkers lunch rush

jk the workers are so happy about this. Wild to see in person

the pictures I took are nuts but not going to post them and doxx a bunch of minors doing something admirable

eating lunch at chipotle and the local high school just had a massive walkout to protest ICE and as part of that like 200 kids are now in line for lunch and I’ve never seen such panic in the employees’ eyes

do you know how fucked everything has to be for DAVID HOGG to be like “it’s okay for people to have guns”

we are mere days away from ICE using a taser on a toddler with a Peppa Pig backpack

it’s funny when No Doubt’s Spiderwebs comes on the radio and you hear the word “loophole” more in those 3 minutes than you do for the rest of the year combined