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Counterpoint: suck a fart out of my ass
Nightswimming #68 is here! It’s my weekly blog about new music! Kansas City “soft psych”! Sturgill! Chance! The Dead! And MORE!
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20 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash, Frank Meth
When we do Nuremberg 2.0, let’s throw in the Jimmy John’s copywriters as well.
That bedroom gonna be stinkin’ tn
Go MAGA, sales lag-a. As they say. They is me.
Yeah, thank Christ you don’t have to take action! Phew, that was a close one! Almost had to be useful.
Gene Parmesan headass
*extremely Christopher Walken voice*
warFIGHTers
AI David Stern is sending me to the moon
There will absolutely never be trials for any of these people.
Molly, please keep an eye out for the Wallet Inspector!!! He’s not what he seems!!!
Guys, don’t blow your entire loads yet. Pam Bondi is going to testify again soon!
THAT’S what this dude’s voice sounds like??? Why is he constantly producing an excess of saliva??
Elbridge Colby sounds like some ratfuck under-secretary in the Calvin Coolidge administration.
Turns out he’s some ratfuck under-secretary in the Donald Trump administration.
Please drink an beer
Maybe one of the best guitar performances ever recorded
Even if you “weren’t aware” that the totenkopf is a Nazi emblem, a skull and crossbones is such a tacky fucking tattoo to get lol.
Like cool yeah what’s next, a big Lion and a clock face? The Deathly Hallows? A line of conifers on your calf? Fucking grow up.
Gotta say, the Republican and Democratic Parties racing to see which one can have more Nazis isn’t a very fun game and I’d like to get down now!
Nightswimming #68 is here! It’s my weekly blog about new music! Kansas City “soft psych”! Sturgill! Chance! The Dead! And MORE!
open.substack.com/pub/nightswi...
The Geneva Convention is gay and soy.
It’s sad, Nitish :(
We used to call it Sad Dog bc like…that’s sad, dawg.
You know the old saying:
“Dow under 50k, Bondi on the way”
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Bluesky is awesome if you love clicking a thread 9 times to understand what the fuck anybody is talking about.
Permanently-inflamed Ian Miles Cheong
Human jerkoff-motion-eyeroll
Hegseth consistently violating the important tenet of Not Speaking Like Sephiroth