🇨🇦 The Shitty Gatsby

If you're not playing Pokopia with the mouse, what are you even doing?

I had no idea. That's useful.

"Extraction shooter" is an asshole-targeted subgenre of a genre that already attracts the majority of gaming's assholes.

It's all I think about, Volbeat

I hope Pokopia counts "tomorrow" as "after 5 or 6 in the morning" and not "after the next time it's midnight" 😬

Showed Pokopia to my partner, then went to my friend's place for our weekly game night and showed him a few minutes of it. Friend downloaded it and started playing it as soon as I left, and when I got home, my partner had done the same.

I mean

I will not tolerate it on sites and apps that don't even censor that shit.

Canada's justice system is corrupt for making me go in for jury duty on Pokopia launch day.

These fucking people really think a fucking chatbot is basically a spirit medium.

Animal Well is rosebudding

That's savage American behaviour.

I mean yeah, obviously

Nothing that show or Archer could have done would ever have won me back after that.

I don't know why I would but a key card unless it was on sale or something.

They've got some games on Xbox. Helldivers and Destiny. None of their single player games.

Now there's three different studios with former developers each working on what they claim is the true successor to Disco Elysium, which is honestly the most communist way this could have gone.

Gamers will really see Sony go "We're going to stop doing one of the things Microsoft has done to completely devalue their platform" and say "Guess Sony doesn't like free money. 😏 😏 😏"

If you're wondering if the jury lounge of a courthouse would be the one place on Earth without dipshits listening to music on their phones without headphones, the answer is no.

Whoops, it's right this time

In your opinion.

And how much do they make from 3rd party games published on PlayStation, the platform they devalue by making their games available elsewhere? And how much of that name mber is stuff like Destiny DLC and microtransactions? One big number that isn't broken down into detail doesn't mean much.

Have you been in a coma for the last 15 years?

It's really incredible how quickly people forgot what first party games are for.

Looks like JK Rowling's house

Academy has wrapped filming season 2 and it hasn't been picked up yet for season 3. It hasn't been cancelled, either, though.

I didn't even realize that was Mila Kunis until she showed up in the ending credits.

Are you ready for the first party GBA game with the most bafflingly terrible sound effects?

He doesn't live anywhere then does he