I stole this from someone who didn’t use alt text. Alt text: a polymarket tweet that says “BREAKING: Anthropic CEO says Claude may or may not have gained consciousness, as the model has begun showing symptoms of anxiety.”
of course it has anxiety, you’re training it on multiple generations of anxious peoples’ content
Can we start a sexosphere or something where we feature men being totally respectful and amazing to their partners and they are always smiling and laughing and just having a great time with the bros, making dude trips to Costco to pick up diapers and ingredients for dinner and what not
I remember every detail of the day, the weather right now is exactly the same
The metaphorical suitcase is packed and ready to run away with you
why did women stop wearing big poofy dresses i could have hidden so many snacks under there
oh noooo i misplaced my thesaurus im feeling disoriented, lost, adrift, discombobulated, bewildered, unsettled, perplexe- oh wait there it is nvm
Instead of being extremely depressed, I have to decide to be extremely silly
We're almost at 100 backers for Laser Joan & the Rayguns. Can you push us over that edge? Toss us off a cliff! You know you want to! Also you can get a comic about a rock band of spies, as they navigate fame, and the future, where they may not even be together anymore.
This is my new bit, I’m never letting go of this bit
Fixing a website, sending a few emails, updating a project plan, preparing my vagina for the establishment of new professional, social, and economic alliances
Imagine a man rescuing a woman from the dragons lololololol hilarious
The prince was not fond of the damsel, but he happened to rescue her from the dragons when he was most ready for an heir and as per usual, he wasn’t much thinking of what that might be like long term
“Most men don’t marry the love of their life, they marry whoever makes it easiest for them when they are ready”
This should be the plot of the next Disney movie tbh
Thank you, you’s a sweetie 🥧
Putting you down as a character witness for my investors
Thank you ❤️❤️🫂
This is the right answer I think
Yeah sure, maybe I should delete my Bluesky so I can pass a backwards and biased background check process to determine if I’m cut out to be a successful person, but why would I do that?
Thank you for participating! 😃
Pardon me, I got super drunk and high off of not looking at any news for the last 24 hours
Might even give you a compliment or point out that your shoe needs to be tied, no one needs that
I like that one too :)
We can’t trust this woman, she seems like someone we would want to be stuck in an elevator with.
A woman with a personality, how troubling!!
Jokes and honesty are red flags, oopsies
Then it isn’t what you’re looking for!
With your help, I can fuck my way to the top.
Woman on the train looking sly
Woman on the train looking excited
Woman on the train smiling
Which selfie do I send him? I am vain, and I need assistance.
Damn this path gets dark fast, doesn’t it?
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