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Writer, poet, nerd, believer in coyotes and time as an abstract. I love Godzilla, R.E.M., cats (especially cheetahs), and the Dodgers. A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun.

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We don’t talk enough about how morally depraved the tech industry turned out to be. Every single ounce of their self-regarding statements of values was an outright lie.

07.03.2026 05:03 πŸ‘ 5881 πŸ” 1244 πŸ’¬ 125 πŸ“Œ 98

Great, now you got me thinking about bungholes.

07.03.2026 00:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I was blonde and blue-eyed until I was 5.

07.03.2026 00:05 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a small rabbit is sitting on the sidewalk with the words i am at my limit ALT: a small rabbit is sitting on the sidewalk with the words i am at my limit
06.03.2026 23:54 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes, I just...I mean...yeah, I got nothing.

06.03.2026 23:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Why should we be sacrificing for something only a small group of warmongering fuckfaces want?

06.03.2026 17:02 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, yeah, I always make sure to finish eating before I fire up the latest ep.

05.03.2026 03:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Our tax dollars were being used to save children and now they are being used to murder them

05.03.2026 00:32 πŸ‘ 413 πŸ” 107 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

They don't know. They just like blowing things up. :(

02.03.2026 03:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Kansans, there is help available.

27.02.2026 18:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Our women athletes deserve this. Flav is awesome :)

27.02.2026 18:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, no thanks.

27.02.2026 18:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This is amazing.

www.getyourfuckingmoneyback.com

27.02.2026 17:49 πŸ‘ 37009 πŸ” 11952 πŸ’¬ 498 πŸ“Œ 800

if you live in Kansas and need help please share your links here and I'll share
#transrights #kansas #transcommunity #mutualaid #mutualaidthread

26.02.2026 17:31 πŸ‘ 60 πŸ” 56 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

Wow, he looks worse than usual.

27.02.2026 18:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I use the undiluted stuff for UTIs, works better than the sweetened kind.

27.02.2026 18:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I hope the ACLU and SPLC are on this. This is a huge violation of civil rights and it makes me sick to think of the pain the trans community is in. I will definitely help.

27.02.2026 18:11 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I watched my recording of General Hospital and also entertained my kittehs because they are good and deserve all the pets.

25.02.2026 04:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, these should not be allowed. How do we stop this?

20.02.2026 18:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

For me it might be

20.02.2026 18:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We have "Demon Seed" at home, thank you.

13.02.2026 18:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

WTFFFFFFFF

13.02.2026 18:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
β€œHave they not started hiring for the tribunals?”

Suzie Mireles, Tile Purchaser

β€œHave they not started hiring for the tribunals?” Suzie Mireles, Tile Purchaser

U.S. Gains Almost No Jobs In 2025 https://theonion.com/u-s-gains-almost-no-jobs-in-2025/

13.02.2026 16:30 πŸ‘ 582 πŸ” 71 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 4
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a chef is making a funny face in a kitchen while holding a pan . ALT: a chef is making a funny face in a kitchen while holding a pan .
07.02.2026 21:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Habby Caturday! Mine are sleebin on da bed, cannot distirb, will get in big trubble

07.02.2026 21:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

But it will make eating the rich so much tastier! πŸ˜‹

07.02.2026 21:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My actions, consequences, etc. She's an idiot.

07.02.2026 19:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*rocks back and forth in "What even is reality any more"*

07.02.2026 19:18 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm a wee bit (by a lot) older than you, and I recall the excitement knowing it was going to be on and that my parents would let me watch it again. Although I can now watch it whenever I like (I own it on DVD & VHS), the annual airing still fills me with joy. Traditions can be good :)

07.02.2026 19:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Really? UGH.

07.02.2026 19:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0