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THIS GUY GETS IT

13.03.2026 17:57 πŸ‘ 65 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

completely incompatible with any modern notion of human rights

13.03.2026 03:12 πŸ‘ 865 πŸ” 130 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

On today’s episode of Cartoonishly Overt Sign We’re the Baddies: they’re taking the olive branch off the dime because it presents peace

13.03.2026 03:17 πŸ‘ 1244 πŸ” 461 πŸ’¬ 56 πŸ“Œ 28

As a centrist, I think Donald Trump is bad, but the political and economic conditions that enabled him to become president twice are good

30.11.2025 14:53 πŸ‘ 5734 πŸ” 908 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 14
A guy crouched in a parking space with text β€œnormal car in a dealership lot”

A guy crouched in a parking space with text β€œnormal car in a dealership lot”

The same guy crouched over some rocks on the grass with text β€œJeep Wrangler in a dealership lot”

The same guy crouched over some rocks on the grass with text β€œJeep Wrangler in a dealership lot”

They got unc crawling in the lot for content

12.03.2026 19:26 πŸ‘ 2834 πŸ” 298 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 19

They're calling it Stupid Gallipoli

12.03.2026 16:14 πŸ‘ 538 πŸ” 102 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 7
12.03.2026 22:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When I see nimrods coming up with maps of alternate ways around the Strait of Hormuz that AI helped them with, I just think of the Anthony Hopkins monologue in THE EDGE about how most people who get lost in the woods die of shame

12.03.2026 19:41 πŸ‘ 119 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 2

Evil Milk Hotel

12.03.2026 15:53 πŸ‘ 53 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Publishing this on Thursday when they are open on Wednesdays is mean

12.03.2026 17:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Can't even pretend to be mad about this. It's too funny

12.03.2026 13:29 πŸ‘ 484 πŸ” 62 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 2

*Berman voice*
"WAAAAAAP"

12.03.2026 01:06 πŸ‘ 84 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

But it would be super funny if he yelled "I HATE SAND!" again

12.03.2026 03:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Tweet from Jake Paul, 2/9/26: 
Guys i love bad bunny idk what happened in my twitter last night ?? wtf

Tweet from Jake Paul, 2/9/26: Guys i love bad bunny idk what happened in my twitter last night ?? wtf

God this was so funny the next day

11.03.2026 22:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

who called it an american express credit card statement instead of an ae iou

11.03.2026 22:34 πŸ‘ 478 πŸ” 110 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 2

We have an answer finally

11.03.2026 21:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

that's Dragoon from Venture Bros

11.03.2026 20:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman is making a funny face with her mouth open and a shocked look on her face . Alt: a woman is making a funny face with her mouth open and a shocked look on her face .

Suuuure they did

11.03.2026 20:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Source?

11.03.2026 17:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Drone strikes in Haiti.
Drone strikes. In Haiti.
By private contractors.
They’re killing Haitians for private profit & the world barely pays attention.
The story of Haiti is the story America likes to tell about itself. Except there, it’s true. And the west has never stopped punishing Haiti for it

11.03.2026 17:07 πŸ‘ 1362 πŸ” 608 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 12

i hate our boy mayor so much

11.03.2026 17:14 πŸ‘ 99 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

he gets a hamburger and a fries from 2 different restaurants?

11.03.2026 17:23 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

who cares about a rapist's non-record?

11.03.2026 17:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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A chilly morning in downtown #Minneapolis, so the Capella Tower space heater has been turned on

11.03.2026 14:25 πŸ‘ 102 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

The libs ratfucked a mayor who did rent control and got their pig lover into city hall.

11.03.2026 15:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
11.03.2026 13:10 πŸ‘ 16129 πŸ” 4226 πŸ’¬ 92 πŸ“Œ 36

A REAL gigachad would never have to ask this.

11.03.2026 02:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
10.03.2026 18:17 πŸ‘ 14070 πŸ” 4072 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 6

This is on the Editor

10.03.2026 20:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0