Jessica Scott

This dope as hell, the kind of energy we needed from the useless Democrats.

Since Alex Jones himself isn't going away, I propose allowing the Knowledge Fight guys to record episodes in the Infowars studio and then promote them on Infowars social media accounts.

Ben, you magnificent bastard (excuse me, I mean Tim).

One thing I actually like about bsky where by default you see when people you follow respond to people you don’t, it is often a helpful addition to my blocklist. JFC. Just grow your own food in your apartment, otherwise you clearly like a rapist who took away your bodily autonomy!

Eric Adams is amazing because when he won every media person was leaping over each to go “this is the normal sane leadership that the political left doesn’t understand normal sane Americans crave” and then every day since that Eric Adams has been like “Leprechauns are real and I’m going to cook one”

Making this accusation about someone like yourself who posts publicly and often about masking up for health is kinda wild. Like, Katie tells us to mask up every other day, but I don’t think she actually *means* it. What on earth.

This is also very bad!

can "generative" AI make me a sandwich? no? just a fucked up picture of a sandwich? then im against it

Damn you think??????

The funniest part of this is someone thinking that your audience have a bunch of crypto/want to use it to pay for things. lol. Bro.

Everyone talking about how much pranks suck ass makes me so happy

If you still have “.eth” in your Twitter name, I’m not listening to whatever you have to say about AI

Whether this story is made up or not (lol, snapping?) the correct answer is obviously “Thanksgiving Leftovers Sandwich”

My brain immediately went “Thanksgiving leftovers sandwich”, traditionally made from whatever the fuck your crew made that year. Have you never made a sandwich at home my dude?

I’m curious how any of these other ding dongs would have answered the question about specific harms being done though. It’s not just that she’s dumb, no one can answer that question because it’s a dumb position! They would have looked equally dumb!

Food Not Bombs trial rescheduled after too many jurors objected to $500 fine for feeding homeless Roughly 90 tickets have been issued since March to volunteers with the loosely organized Food Not Bombs, which serves meals to people in need.

This is an amazing story. Houston criminalized feeding the homeless, Food not Bombs continued to do so, the city has ticketed them dozens of times and occasionally arrested members but hasn’t been able to get a single conviction. www.houstonchronicle.com/news/houston...

The Feast Of Bacchus, by Phillips de Koninck, 1654, 📸 by Kathryn Riley

Photo choice is 👨‍🍳💋

I can’t even concentrate on the wild shit this dude is saying because I can’t stop staring at the very fake “house” in the background

Oh god I had no idea the backstory on this, even sadder than I realized

“But how will I explain trans people to my kids?” Bitch that is extremely easy, like 100x easier than explaining the plot points of The Phantom Menace

Look, I would never say that I hate or even dislike a dog. But let’s be real, some of them are just assholes. Adorable, fluffy jerks.

Today I introduced my football-obsessed brother and sister-in-law to the east-west bowl sketches, my good deed for the day

Headline: "Oklahoma Governor signs the nation's strictest abortion ban"

Headline: "Oklahoma governor signs ban on teaching critical race theory"

Headline: "Oklahoma governor signs order effectively banning diversity programs at public colleges"

Headline: "Oklahoma governor signs ban on gender affirming care for trans kids"

"Panasonic has turned down a second multi-million dollar deal to open a battery plant in Oklahoma. This marks the third company to stray away from the state, as lawmakers work to figure out why Oklahoma can’t land these large deals."

Weird. Such a mystery.
www.news9.com/story/658632...

Now it’s doing transphobia. WTAF?

Ok so I do not use threads but I do use insta and facebook (the latter only for extremely niche private groups about podcasts or diy manicures) and they are both recommending all these Zionist pro-genocide threads to me and I don’t know WHAT I did to make the algorithm think I’m interested in that

Wow did not expect them to be soldiers in the war on Christmas

Bro where are my checks from during the Iraq war I didn’t know I was supposed to be getting paid for that shit