Big Fizz

And then if you change your mind you have them trapped like a pony in a jar

Ever since finding out my grandpas family was secretly mexican this entire time, my friends keep referring to it as my latino lore drop/patch notes. And it takes me out everytime.

Fat is contagious after all

Hang around me and youre bound to get fatter. Date me and you'll burst right out of your shirt

I have more fat dogs for you 👀

Commission for Curtollie (slightly edited to fit better bluesky's feed)

Dont let @crispyporkboi.bsky.social fool you. I play dnd with him. He is ALWAYS big blubbo of a nerd and so are his characters. Ass so fat his bard got stuck in a hallway. Pig so horny he fisted his patrons fupa. Luck so bad each character gets ragdolled til we kiss his booboos better

You phrased this like you arent big nerd dad 24/7 irl

a drag queen is standing on a stage wearing a costume that looks like a fried egg . ALT: a drag queen is standing on a stage wearing a costume that looks like a fried egg .

My fashion taste ~3~

Restaurant that for their happy birthday customer celebrations fattens the bithday person until their belly hits the floor. Maybe take em to a big birthday scale and how much they gain decides their coupons for next visits

Comparative anatomy illustration showing different mammal species bones where all the knees point in the same direction, as they always have. Taken from the paper "Comparative anatomy and morphology of the knee in translational models for articular cartilage disorders. Part I: Large animals"

Comparative anatomist expert witness at the Furries v. Subscribestar trials:
Your honor, as exhibit A clearly demonstrates, all mammals have "human-like knee orientation." It is only the relative proportions of the limb segments that change.

It just ends up being theatrics and more dogwhistling

I feel like a lot of people lose the plot sometimes attempting to safeguard kinks and sexuality online. Like yes, there should be a line drawn somewhere. But the attempt to target anything superficially adjacent and cast a wide enough net through generalization doesnt really solve anything

Gets confused and draws space dandy as a fat betelgusean

Im doing better today. But its still rough. Lot of feelings. Including a lot of anger.

To elaborate. Two relatives of mine attempted a sui*** pact. One succeeded and also offed her dog. The other member is alive, but because theyre an elderly invalid where to go from here is... challenging. Our family has a ton of stuff to deal with emotionally, fiscally, legally, etc etc.

Alright fellas stick her back in the rectum. Shes not ready to come out

Lost family day. Potentially losing another. Gonna be in little contact for a while tilni can sort thingsm sorry

How can you be the biggest when you are so smol

Flex

Sex in drawings, roleplay, and gooning thoughts is great. But irl practice i think affection and praise is all i need 😌

Old: @crispyporkboi.bsky.social @aldrichredon.bsky.social are good boys. I kiss em

Fatties

Hmmm muscle~

Sammy just needs some help before class (he's a trusty TA after all!)

(We've gotten enough reskeets/likes on the base pic to get another stage/date with Sammy, and for now, looks like he's... somewhat in control of himself ;3)

Woah a whale

Flutters lashes

Huff

Waves to the superchubs

Dad's having a beach day