Watched Jurassic World: Rebirth with my wife and older kids tonight. Once again, I loved it. Don’t know why people complain about these. My oldest was a little annoyed that they seem to repeat exposition sometimes, like they expect people to only be paying half attention, and like, yeah.
We could have tried doing our job as a marketing department, but exploiting child labor was so easy…
And then when Nintendo gets its tariff refund, all of us who bought Switch 2s last year will get a refund, too, right? Why are you laughing?
The thing about all these freak AI execs constantly going "our machine may have gained sentience?!" is that they want slaves. That they are ok with slave labor.
And *then* it always, always turns out their latest AI trick actually used slave labor somewhere in the global south.
They're slavers.
Inspired by something Wallace Shawn said on TrueAnon:
My Dinner With Andre
2 Dinner 2 Andre
My Dinner With Andre: Conversation Drifts
Dinner With Andre
Dinner 5
Andre 6
Dinner With Andre 7
D8 With Andre
Dinner With Andre: Wallace and Shawn
D9: The Dinner Saga
Dinner10
Thank you! You, too!
To be clear, my marriage isn’t demoralizing. That part’s great!
If Dreamworks weren’t cowards they’d make How to Trans Your Dragon
The winner gets to go to prison. The loser? Believe it or not, also prison.
I’m the demoralized married man
And Dylan just doesn’t like the way his fans want to pin him down and make him explain himself. Bob Dylan can’t be explained by anyone, least of all an amateur like Bob Dylan.
And Dylan just doesn’t like the way his fans want to pin him down and make him explain himself. Bob Dylan can’t be explained by anyone, least of all an amateur like Bon Dylan.
Really Billy Corgan just hates his biggest fan, Billy Corgan
If God exists, He’s like an aging rock star who hates His fans, like Bob Dylan or Billy Corgan.
D&D alignment chart or political compass?
Just because you’re older than Sephiroth doesn’t mean you have to talk like him.
Actually, it just dawned on me that I’ve always pictured this scene wrong in my head. The text says Jesus went into the temple with a whip, but He would have gone in with a CROWD. It was a RIOT.
Charging a salary roughly equivalent to one of the tables Jesus flipped in the temple
Telling Jesus he'll never make it if he keeps being so hostile to wealth. Advising him to moderate his message to appeal to the Galilee suburbs
Jerry, yeah I guess
The local Democrats sent out an email about securing party unity, so I’m expecting to get scolded soon, lol
Call her Kristi Domed
You know it smell heavenly in there
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I know it wouldn’t immediately lead to regime change, but has anyone actually tried [phone has been confiscated by the secret service]
It’s impossible for me to not lift from the Beatles. Their songs are in my bones. That said, no one will ever listen to my music, so you’re safe from me.
My vote against releasing the allegations is raising allegations they’re already not allowed to release because of my vote!
Grok has been specially tuned to minimize correct responses.
I regret telling that one guy “Oh, MAN, that sounds bad!” in a sing-song voice. I was hoping to lighten the mood, but as a representative of the State Department, I should have stayed professional.
The prevailing delusion of the 90s was that you could have a government devoid of politics. The delusion of today is that you could have politics devoid of government.
