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MOTEL 130
Tonight | 10PM EST
18+ Verified | PSHQ Group Only

@reallydev.bsky.social
@sirrosevr.bsky.social
@coffeephresh.bsky.social
@oxidemusic.bsky.social

Joining the discord for a club I'll never go to, and every time they have an event I'll type "damn I can't make it to this one :( have fun guys..."

asking someone a question and saying "reddit" at the end to get a better answer

I'm in my womp womp era

read receipts are for stalkers don't @ me idc 💅

coming home from work chugging a big can of beer and going *Bweeeeeeehhh* X3

losing 3 games of dota to warm up for my 19 game league of legends streak

datamogging

Aura sapping
Aura pirate
Aura assassin
Aura mogging

Trump signs executive order renaming President's Day to "Predator's Day" in honor of himself

katsu + curry

always got that shit on me

I'm going back to Curse Voice

bweh xP

This Friday, Klub Kebab #24!

Featuring:
@killerleprechaun.bsky.social
@fufuvr.bsky.social
@klu3.bsky.social
@coffeephresh.bsky.social

Doors: 00:00 CET

I wonder if Epstein had a bitmoji

I'm just a hoe in the snow...

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work cancelled tomorrow... we getting cozy as fuck 🌨️ 🛌 ☕

purple in my juice box

Cold Storage #3 ❄️
The Klub Kebab basement is opening again this Saturday.

Doors: 23:30 CET

2h sets by @agateline.bsky.social & @cakespray.bsky.social

It's still 2025 idgaf

they should make tesla valves for traffic ☝️ 💡

chewing with your mouth open should get you 1 month in prison

entire DJ set of Drake collabs that have Drake's part cut out

waow

con knit fits

"Dad why did they build the pyramids?"
"They built them for teh lulz, son. Back when lulz used to mean something..."

Becoming a postmodern design architect and selling my 'deconstructed house' concept to people