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Jason Heiser

@jason.heiser.org

Minnesota-based web developer with too many hobbies and interests, some of which include movies, soundtracks, graphic design, vintage computing, physical fitness, electromechanical pinball, and progressive causes.

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Absolutely it is one of his favorite perks of the job. Unidirectional bloviation lights up his pleasure centers like a discotheque.

09.03.2026 19:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It happens. There is a difference between β€œyeah but noβ€œ and β€œno but yeah” and I probably have it wrong!

18.02.2026 18:23 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t tell @robertpicardo.bsky.social.

18.02.2026 17:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

lol, Grok’s answer is still β€œno, but yeah”

18.02.2026 17:05 πŸ‘ 59 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Pixel art from The Dungeon Revealed, a 1988 RPG for the Macintosh: a triumphant warrior holds a glimmering orb overhead and a caption reads, β€œYou escaped with the Orb!”

Pixel art from The Dungeon Revealed, a 1988 RPG for the Macintosh: a triumphant warrior holds a glimmering orb overhead and a caption reads, β€œYou escaped with the Orb!”

Pixel art from The Dungeon Revealed, a 1988 RPG for the Macintosh: a screen crediting the game’s creators (John Raymonds, Dan Ferguson, John Morgan, David Russo) does not mention the contributions of Trici Venola, the Queen of 50% Gray.

Pixel art from The Dungeon Revealed, a 1988 RPG for the Macintosh: a screen crediting the game’s creators (John Raymonds, Dan Ferguson, John Morgan, David Russo) does not mention the contributions of Trici Venola, the Queen of 50% Gray.

Pixel art from The Dungeon Revealed, a 1988 RPG for the Macintosh: a warrior backed into a corner faces off against a freaky scaled monster.

Pixel art from The Dungeon Revealed, a 1988 RPG for the Macintosh: a warrior backed into a corner faces off against a freaky scaled monster.

I’m curious to know why @tricivenola.bsky.social was not credited with the other creators for 1988’s β€œThe Dungeon Revealed” despite her signature being in much of the game’s artwork.

17.02.2026 18:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

They were handing out keys to the city willy-nilly.

16.02.2026 14:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hot damn!

11.02.2026 20:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That doesn’t look web safe to me.

10.02.2026 04:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

1989’s most enduring blockbuster earworm: Bobby Brown > Prince

09.02.2026 19:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Are you pulling my leg?!

08.02.2026 12:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

punxsutawney phil (just had visions of pestilence, blood rain, malignant false idols, stillborn livestock): uuuh 6 more weeks of winter

02.02.2026 19:25 πŸ‘ 2084 πŸ” 418 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 4

Err, Highland Family Eye Care. Names are similar but they are different businesses!

02.02.2026 16:55 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My friend @sal-ubrious.bsky.social recommended Highland Eye Clinic to me two years ago. They’re good!

02.02.2026 16:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I really want to believe that most of ICE’s budgetary windfall is being siphoned off by the MAGA grifter complex.

02.02.2026 16:17 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Now Playing: The Institute (Jefferson Institute) / No Interview

31.01.2026 20:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If this was a tournament bracket where his misfires faced off for a consolation prize, I would be rooting for Crimewave. It’s definitely not for general audiences but it’s undeniably entertaining for Raimi sickos.

28.01.2026 15:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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brass solidarity band performing β€œstand by me” in the streets of whittier next to alex pretti’s memorial. the crowd started chanting β€œthe people united will never be defeated” so they incorporated it into the song. i love minneapolis

27.01.2026 00:22 πŸ‘ 23465 πŸ” 7819 πŸ’¬ 332 πŸ“Œ 882
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Jessica Hauser I was Alex Pretti’s final nursing student. He was my friend and my nursing mentor. For the past four months, I stood shoulder to shoulder with him during my capstone preceptorship at the Minneapolis.....

My friend wrote this about Alex. She was his last nursing student. He taught her lessons we all need right now.

25.01.2026 19:13 πŸ‘ 607 πŸ” 223 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 22
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The basic formula for these has remained constant but the details are sometimes amusing.

23.01.2026 18:59 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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You don’t know your role yet maybe, but we are all finding out just what we have to offer.

In Minneapolis, one man knew immediately what he could offer and said β€œBring me your clothing”.

23.01.2026 02:57 πŸ‘ 10486 πŸ” 3666 πŸ’¬ 124 πŸ“Œ 351

Foxes are quite adept at hunting voles that tunnel under the snow.

21.01.2026 01:49 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The nailgun is a good metaphor but someday those nails could be $5 each.

20.01.2026 15:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Well I'm done with Facebook Marketplace today.

13.01.2026 19:22 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you for doing this important work. One bit of feedback: the music is distracting.

13.01.2026 14:32 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Was it worse than Jay Maisel?! Sorry, but let me say very sincerely: it’s really good to see you posting, despite the tribulations at all levels of existence right now.

12.01.2026 06:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ll like this a second time because you removed the errant comma!

11.01.2026 04:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

For whatever reason, at the time of its release, the dialog trees felt more like something to endure, rather than enjoy. I bailed out relatively early. Time to give it another chance!

11.01.2026 04:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Will Stancil and Chris Steller are prominent folks around here who boost a lot of local commentary and on-the-ground coverage.

08.01.2026 19:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The parallel is the galvanizing power of seeing graphic, inhumane horrors at their moment of commitment. People are arguing that nobody should have to see them to effect change. They are wrong.

08.01.2026 16:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Cocainum!

20.12.2025 16:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0