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Literally an NPC. Brown, Ngāi Tahu/Ngāti Whakaue/Tainui, on Kaurna land. Abnzg. Beach bum, history nerd, gamer, grower of chilli peppers, rescuer of bees, bad writer. Apparently I also compose music for podcasts. Slava Ukraini.

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today I'm thinking about the way that Larry Bird subbed out of a game in 1985 when he was one steal away from recording the 2nd quadruple double in NBA history because the game was a blowout and there would have been no honour in it

12.03.2026 01:55 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Millennium Challenge 2002 - Wikipedia

hey who remembers the 2002 Millennium Challenge wargame in which a totally-not-Iran opponent buttfucked the US forces in the Persian Gulf so bad that the exercise was called off and US victory declared

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millenn...

12.03.2026 01:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Rachel Zegler Says ‘Snow White’ Casting Backlash Was ‘Really Confusing’ and ‘I Refuse to Assimilate for Anybody Else’s Comfort’ Rachel Zegler says the backlash to her 'Snow White' casting was 'really confusing,' but adds she refuses to 'assimilate for anybody else's comfort.'

Rachel Zegler wants you to know that Rachel Zegler is the real victim

12.03.2026 00:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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11.03.2026 22:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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‘Multiple failures’: Urgent review after triple killer found living with foster children The NSW state government has ordered an urgent review after a convicted triple killer was found living with foster children – despite the department being informed in December.

"Reginald Arthurell, who now goes by Regina, was convicted of stabbing HER stepfather to death in 1974, bashing a man to death in a robbery in 1981, and beating HER former partner to death while on parole in 1991. SHE was released on parole in 2020."

Fuck this shit.

www.smh.com.au/national/nsw...

11.03.2026 21:21 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Here's to al the business analysts who saw their industry vanish this week, I am truely sorry for your lots

11.03.2026 21:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

oof, this is going to be expensive.

11.03.2026 03:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a group of basketball players wearing lakers jerseys stand together ALT: a group of basketball players wearing lakers jerseys stand together
11.03.2026 02:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Chris Picton right now on his knees praising jesus

11.03.2026 02:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

but a tomato is a fruit

11.03.2026 01:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Exclusive: Meta acquires Moltbook, the social network for AI agents Facebook parent says Moltbook gives autonomous AI a way to verifiably connect.

wearily watches the largest social network on earth buy an AI-agent social network and if you're wondering whether the metaverse pivot worked out, well, here we are

11.03.2026 01:40 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

i am being absolutely serious here: CENTCOM had one job and it was literally to prepare for an Iran contingency

11.03.2026 01:29 👍 1972 🔁 233 💬 40 📌 31
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Two more Iranians choose to remain as soccer team departs Australia Protesters cried and clashed with police as the Iranian women’s soccer team flew out of the country and into an uncertain future.

If any of the Iranian soccer players who have been granted asylum turn out to be men, that will really splode some heads

10.03.2026 23:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the thing nobody's grasping yet is that the bottleneck was never ideas, it was always the labour of turning ideas into words and now that bottleneck is gone and we have no idea what happens next

10.03.2026 15:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

every few centuries something comes along that changes what humans can do with language — the printing press, universal literacy, broadcast media — and we're standing at the edge of another one right now and most people haven't even noticed the ground moving beneath them

10.03.2026 15:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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What in your opinion is the ugliest building in the world, and why is it the Obama Presidential Library

10.03.2026 09:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

still trying to get my head around the fact that Microsoft - an openAI investor and partner - just launched a product with Anthropic Claude as the backend.

10.03.2026 08:02 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

imagine how the nation of India feels

10.03.2026 06:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

it's not that I can't vote by mail, it's just that I want my #democracysausage

10.03.2026 03:35 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

if Anthropic could just get through 48hrs without releasing a product that changes the way I work forever, that'd be great

10.03.2026 02:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Oof, smell the desperation.

09.03.2026 21:56 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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A New Chapter for Bluesky - Bluesky After several intense and incredible years building Bluesky from the ground up, I've decided to step back as CEO and transition to a new role as Bluesky's Chief Innovation Officer.

Some personal news: I’m transitioning from CEO to a new role as Bluesky’s Chief Innovation Officer! I’m excited to welcome @toni.bsky.team as our interim CEO.

More here: bsky.social/about/blog/0...

09.03.2026 19:08 👍 6115 🔁 924 💬 580 📌 417

Good form Straya

09.03.2026 21:35 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

every damn day

09.03.2026 00:43 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

or parents of gay kids could do their goddamn jobs and do some parenting instead of outsourcing the responsibility to a for-profit multinational

08.03.2026 12:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

nobody cares what Pixar does or does not do any more, the magic left with Lasseter

08.03.2026 12:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Herbs frontman Dilworth Karaka dies Dilworth Karaka, founding member and frontman of the New Zealand band Herbs, has died.

Kua hinga te tōtara o Te Waonui a Tāne.

www.rnz.co.nz/life/music/h...

08.03.2026 12:09 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I don't hang out on Facebook so had no idea this was happening until seeing this post, so nice work amplifying it and bringing that shit from facebook to here

08.03.2026 06:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

guess they shouldn't have invaded the embassy then #fafo

08.03.2026 05:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

no we wont

08.03.2026 05:37 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0