Sometimes I think stuff is expensive and then my hairdresser friends buy a new pair (singular) of haircutting sheers for $2000 and it's like oh, okay wow yeah uhhh, perspective. π
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(Stuff IS still expensive tho)
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π€ Goth GF material π² Nerdy autistic content creator in the PNW π MDNI πΆοΈ I post boobs & ass @merrickafterdark.bsky.social π» Life is more fun when you tip well π Dog: Irma
Sometimes I think stuff is expensive and then my hairdresser friends buy a new pair (singular) of haircutting sheers for $2000 and it's like oh, okay wow yeah uhhh, perspective. π
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(Stuff IS still expensive tho)
if i may.. unbelievably good work music joelschoch.bandcamp.com/album/herdling
Haha thank you gorgeous! I know you were busy celebrating your own; it was a full weekend of babes and birthdays hehe π
If you missed my birthday thatβs okay, time is an amorphous concept anyway, and you can still send me a little treat or tip via Throne. ππ₯°
I have coffee and beyond that I have no idea.
Please, do not give me any idea, nor ideas; Iβm good.
Merrick Monroe sits nude at her computer desk (save for a pair of glasses and jewelry). She is leaning forward so that the image is naturally cropped and you can only see her cleavage. She is leaning on one hand with a champagne glass of pink selzter in the other, her gaming computer out of focus behind her.
Short but sweet stream today, and we certainly had some fun with it! π Loved spending time with galactic and estrada and seeing sexyandhung again too ππ₯
Drizzle ON the skylights. π€¦ββοΈ Thankfully the skylights themselves are not drizzlingβ¦ not since roofers screwed some tarps down. π
Itβs an extremely pleasant morning outβ¦ light drizzle of the skylights, hint of sun through the clouds, birds doin their thang outside, and I donβt have to do any work until the afternoon.
A vertical photo of a woman sitting in a grey ergonomic office chair, looking directly at the camera with a steady, confident gaze. She is wearing black-rimmed glasses, a white short-sleeved button-down shirt with chest pockets, and a black skirt. She is wearing a black choker with small pink floral accents. One leg is crossed over the other, revealing a bright red lace-topped stocking. The room is warmly lit with a pinkish-orange glow from a nearby lamp and several lit candles on a bookshelf behind her.
Well back to work this morning π
Any sweetie want to get this office girly caffeine and breakfast?
throne.com/zaigrey_elf_...
buymeacoffee.com/zaielvengodd...
#fanslymodel #joystickmodel #goddess #officeslut #trans #mtf
Okay well damn they actually showed up! But all they did for the water heater was look at it and say "yeah we need a contractor for that so we'll let you know when we schedule that," to which I replied, "this has been a 2mo shitshow of interruptions, you can schedule it on these specific days." π
Should I add to this post every hour they don't show up?
Posted window was 10am-5pm because that's when I said I was available. It's now 11am and no maintenance.
I have definitely noticed that on Apple products at least, voice to text is very not good.
Happy Release!
The Legend of Khiimori Early Access is out now on PC!π₯³
The entire team is proud of what we have achieved together with our community.
But before you start check out the new Early Access Launch Trailer.
Play The Legend of Khiimori now on Steam and Epic Games!
LINK IN BIO
Playing Will They/Won't They with yet another round of scheduled maintenance to "repair/replace" my water heater today, after two months of malfunctioning.
Entry notice was posted last Thursday and confirmed via email, but does that actually mean anything? Time will tell.
I was not. π΄
Kalshi bets on whether Iβll be up at 3:33am PT for the blood moonβ¦?
Two-panel comic meme: Top panel shows many hands raised for "Who wants to watch porn?" Bottom panel shows no hands raised for "Who wants to advocate for sex worker's rights?.
#SexWorkIsWork
If you missed my birthday thatβs okay, time is an amorphous concept anyway, and you can still send me a little treat or tip via Throne. ππ₯°
Iβm chilling in bed rn with my coffee and dog, hair freshly washed, enjoying a pink clay face mask that smells like roses.
Okay birthday weekend is almost over, I have one more celebratory meal with my bestie today and then I can rest and get caught up on messages and such π Thanks everyone whoβs been celebrating with me! Iβve been enjoying reading messages while flitting between social engagements. π
Let us commence Birthday Day 2 π
on this day 99 years ago, harry belafonte was born, then he gave us this (among several other accomplishments in the arts and civil rights movement) silly 1988 music video for Beetlejuice which includes takes which are not in the final film πͺ²
A solid observance!
Let us commence Birthday Day 2 π
Merrick Monroe sits on a step stool, her tattooed legs pulled up to her chest as her hands reach down to grab the heals of her nude patent heels. Her long purple hair falls over her shoulder, her limbs blocking the view of her nudity; nothing is revealed, but so much is implied... She is posed against a dark grey backdrop, with a photography studio light to one side and a tall houseplant on the other side.
Itβs my birthday π₯³π
For my birthday set this year, there's no costumes nor any props. Just me in my birthday suit... and a pair of nude patent heels. Because even in my most revealing moments, I like a little polish. π
Come celebrate with me and enjoy the full set on my fan sites. π
π You are a gentle giant, this is known.
Admittedly idk enough about this stuff to counter how you feel, but fwiw I do think you'd look good in green!
Hello guess what itβs my birthday! π₯³π
Okay itβs only sorta my birthday because thereβs no Leap Day this year but please ignore that tiny tiny detail and continue to celebrate me accordingly. π₯°
Hehehehe π‘οΈ