I was today years old when I found out that evaporated milk and condensed milk are two separate things.
Evaporating the water away condenses the milk! Curse you, nomenclature 👿
Anyone else injecting estrogen to this beautiful lunar eclipse? 🌑
Who programmed the Emergency Medical Hologram to spout war crime apologia?
I'm so sorry to hear that. His guardians must be such saints in order to raise such a kid 🙏
People with neurology*
this took me on a journey that i didn't sign up for
Making it past one session before everyone in the group "gets called into work", or "is busy with classes."
You gotta read the post that follows this one but don't do it with your good seeing eyes. I'm just sayin
Number of times I've been in an elevator this week: 2
Number of times I've stood in an elevator and wondering why it wasn't moving this week (I never pressed the button for the floor I want): 2
Is there something I need to know about, or is it just sheer coincidence that I've now seen four people wearing My Chemical Romance shirts today?
Gotcha. Nice! Yeah, it's nice to not have that problem, lol. Glad the 18s are working out then c:
Any problems with coring from the 18s?
Congratulations to you for this accomplishment!
lyn, no
You underestimate my blunder powers
What's stopping someone from reading the content of the files into the congressional record like what Mike Gravel did with the Pentagon Papers?
Hohmann transfers: 24 years as a rocket company, or 30 minutes of playing Kerbal Space Program
MSN Messenger (1999 - 2012)
Skype (2012 - 2018)
Discord (2018 - 2026)
Matrix (2026 - )
Going through messaging services at about the same rate as we go through popes.
I mean... if you need a reliable way to make fuses go POP!, it should be a safe bet
omg 💀
Those are egregiously bad
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Great work c:
Popping open a boy with the cold ones
Had to be the bearer of the "the bumper sticker that says 'Honk If You Like Pizza' doesn't actually mean you should honk if you like pizza" news yet again.
It never gets any easier 🥲
Watercolor of a table with bread and wine that says remember to gather. Instagram account is ihwsh_tx
The non-profit I work with will be auctioning this art piece by Amy Evans on Instagram on the 14th. Proceeds will go to funding healthcare for folks who work in food and beverage in greater Houston.
Did mine 😎
Gotcha.
Hopefully they can do something about it then 💜
Sorry, what's 2cm in your knee? An NF1 tumor?
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Membership is available to a limited number of students, and you have earned this honor because of your academic accomplishment and leadership potential. Your candidacy is a nationally recognized achievement of honorable distinction. NSLS honors excellence and distinguishes itself by providing members access to a five-step leadership program. During this process, you will develop skills that will drive your success beyond the classroom and into the next phase of your life as a professional or graduate student. The program provides access to exclusive Speaker Broadcasts featuring the world's top leaders, including former Presidents Obama, Clinton, and Bush; activists Dr. Bernice King and Anita Hill; actors Matthew McConaughey and Gabrielle Union; entrepreneurs Mark Cuban and Barbara Corcoran, and many others. The [redacted] chapter is an online chapter developed to support members' busy lifestyles and allows you to complete the steps to membership on the time schedule that works for you. This program is conducted entirely online with an online-based advisor available to support you.
"Due to your academic accomplishments, you can have the privilege of paying $95 to hear speeches from George W. Bush, Matthew McConaughey, and Mark Cuban."
Could I please pay $95 to never hear from any of them ever again instead?
