Kashana

Just because we’re law enforcement doesn’t mean we have to be into the whole following the laws thing

Markwayne is actually a noble title, and is the Oklahoma equivalent to "Marquis," and may be passed on at the same time your father gives you his car dealership

Letting Kristi Noem give a press conference before she realizes she’s fired is a pretty hardcore start to white history month

The thing about fascists is that they have so much respect for each other.

naming a character markwayne and your editor hits you with “that’s an anti white caricature”

What sucks is when you have to get that much plastic surgery for your job but you get fired and they don’t let you return your face to the store

Their new slogan:

When you come to Target, you are one!

T-minus three weeks until “why don’t women want to date them?”

It’s gonna be Kid Rock

AP: Why hasn't Target taken a stronger stand against ICE? I know businesses have to legally allow agents in stores. FIDDELKE: When I think about navigating the start of the year here, especially in our hometown in Minneapolis, the thing that we have kept front and center every single day is the safety of our team. And so the safety of the team and the safety of our guests has been our North Star for decision making, and that's guided every decision that we've made.

This was also a five star exercise in evasion:

“We’re going to regain the trust of the communities we serve”

“We’re going to keep letting the fascist death squads roam the toy aisle”

When I think “fun place to shop,” I think “ICE agents might confront me next to the spatulas”

Looking sadly at a dollar in solidarity

Missile Attacks Are Overwhelming the Gulf. Delivery Drivers Are Still on the Roads Missile and drone attacks have disrupted daily life, but delivery drivers are still diligently navigating streets to drop off orders across the region.

They'll get to stay home while delivery drivers stay on the roads www.wired.com/story/with-m...

Finally, an article about the real victims of this war: piles of money

But if you take the class, and then you get divorced, you’ll still have your tantric clown skills.

“That’s how I serve the people of my state. I break their arms.”

Me: apologizing for apologizing for apologizing

That senator from Montana: oh, you’re a veteran? Let me break your arm.

Yes, and also every tenth page is an nft

losing a primary by FIFTY points because you backed ICE should tell everyone where the zeitgeist is right now

A shelf lined with yellow bottles of SpongeBob SquarePants themed party drunks, stylized after champagne or sparkling grape juice

WE FINNA GET CRUNK OFF DAT BOB 🍾

Coaches for Campus Freedom - Stand for Campus Freedom America’s universities are facing political interference. Alumni groups are uniting together to defend democracy and protect academic freedom.

This is interesting. The coaches are realizing that culture war bullshit is making their lives more difficult! Hard to convince a talented Black kid to come to your school when you've shut down the African American Studies Program:
standforcampusfreedom.org/coaches/

That’s my favorite quote from The Great American Tactical Novel, the first novel by the author Beef Tec-9

(The first one is literally covered in weapons)

Obviously.

Thank you. I hunted those epigraphs down on the prairie at night.

Yes, whatever you’re carrying the digital copy around on can easily be converted into a weapon

In hardback, for those cases in which you need to defend the homestead with a heavy weapon after the apocalypse

Shame that objectivism made her books more useful as nunchucks

But it’s not just me. The hottest trend among female authors is crafting novels that double as weapons.