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Jordan Garcia

@chillesauce.com

Aussie Game Journalist | Bylines: WellPlayed, Kotaku AU (RIP), Superjump Magazine. I run my own site called Chillesauce when I have the time, any and all cats are cool, and i love them. Email: jordan@chillesauce.com

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Oh this is so cool!

26.12.2025 07:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
An image of a Magic The Gathering X Avatar: The Last Airbender Beginner Box, four Jumpstar Boosters, three Play Boosters, and one Collector Booster.

An image of a Magic The Gathering X Avatar: The Last Airbender Beginner Box, four Jumpstar Boosters, three Play Boosters, and one Collector Booster.

Dipping my toes into MTG with the new Avatar: The Last Airbender set thanks to the kind people as Wizards of the Coast!

I'm super keen to dig into it, ATLA is one of my all-time favourite series!

#gifted #MTGxATLA

20.11.2025 04:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am glad this has been pointed out. I've noticed his irresponsible writing and approach for a long time, but it's often hard to criticise because people come back with "he's one of the last bastions of Aussie game journalism."

Yeah, he is, and he's doing borderline irreparable damage.

11.11.2025 00:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh, that's completely fair!

10.09.2025 06:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's not really a jumpscare game but rather a deeply unsettling, uncomfortable game. There's a demo you can try out!

10.09.2025 06:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How can it be a pack of cuties without you in there?

10.09.2025 06:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Metal Eden Review Take me back to Eden

My review for Metal Eden went up overnight. I had fun with it, but I found it was overall uninspired compared to some of its stellar competition.

chillesauce.com/reviews/meta...

02.09.2025 21:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You can see this in Destiny 2, whose content is mostly cheap, shallow, pointless, and, in the case of D2's episodic/seasonal content, built to be removed. Treating games the way Truman describes it results in a game that feels cynical and completely devoid of passion.

23.08.2025 01:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hmm, I'm glad that I have moved past my phase of being against graphs, using as few words as possible, because the ease of which I would be misconstrued is very high...

23.08.2025 01:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wish this was the homerun it should have been. Parsons was/is a bucket of slime. However, who is stepping up in his place isn't much better.

Justin Truman is the guy who gave THAT GDC talk in 2022.

media.gdcvault.com/GDC+2022/Spe...

23.08.2025 01:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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For A Solo Project, VOID/BREAKER Already Feels Great And There Is Still More To Come Destruction never felt so good

I did a write-up about it ahead of its EA launch this week! Feel free to give it a read (there's also a video version included if you prefer to see the game in action).

chillesauce.com/opinion/for-...

23.08.2025 00:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I would highly rec9mmend checking out VOID/BREAKER's early access, too. It's also one of the best feeling roguelites I've played. Should hopefully hit 1.0 and release for consoles some time next year.

23.08.2025 00:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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For A Solo Project, VOID/BREAKER Already Feels Great And There Is Still More To Come Destruction never felt so good

I don't really post much (something I should probably address if im gonna be a solo writer), but I'm sharing this rad indie game I have spent a little under a week playing. Honestly, an impressive feat for a solo dev project!

chillesauce.com/opinion/for-...

19.08.2025 18:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Lugia art has v strong Bahamut energy

08.08.2025 08:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fun > success

06.07.2025 07:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Damn Kojima really is experimenting with everything this time around

23.06.2025 19:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pete Zaman

23.06.2025 06:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This would be so peak to listen to. As someone who loves the game and learned how to speedrun it for a little, I love hearing about other people's first experiences with the game. Positive or negative, I love it all!

23.06.2025 06:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is peak Sydney. You're now one of us.

16.06.2025 08:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This rules. Congratulations!

08.06.2025 02:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

30% is a lot to pay, considering so many cool games get buried under the mountain of daily low effort porn games that get released.

21.04.2025 03:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They've changed the tag from [sponsored] to [ad] and my God if that isn't a slap in the face

17.04.2025 00:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

After looking at the changes to 7.2 patch notes, I am once again disappointed by the war against mastery of classes/jobs. Black Mage is getting butchered.

#ffxiv

25.03.2025 01:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Monster Hunter Wilds is bloody awesome but hooo boy they absolutely dropped the ball with the PC port. I'm glad that my PC can mostly stay above 60, but i feel for thise whose PC meets the requirements and can only have stable/playable frames with ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข framegen ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข

01.03.2025 02:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I got an immersive fuck all

27.02.2025 23:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Amidst the news this morning regarding the closure of numerous games development studios and the cancellation of projects, here is my pitch to Luigi:

1. Strauss Zelnick
2. Bobby Kotick
3. David Zaslav
4. Andrew Wilson
5. Pete Parsons

There are more for sure, but you gotta start small

25.02.2025 22:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hope Fordussy becomes the metrics to measure Harrison Ford's acting chops in each role he does from now on.

20.02.2025 02:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wish people would understand that each game has different goals and while there can be a lot of overlap, that doesn't mean a 1:1 comparison is necessary or fair to games.

17.02.2025 20:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Heck yeah this owns!

17.02.2025 10:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is awesome! So happy for you, David!

17.02.2025 03:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0