Microsoft

good news, we just bought out your place of work!
we're going to fill your workflow with forced AI until workplace quality declines to nothing, then push enormous layoffs until finally closing your workplace down for good!

we had a discord server?

real shit don't advertise your AI bullshit in the comments of this account. go fuck yourself

satanistic black mass

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@xyla@shitpost.trade how the fuck did you get inside the xbox game studios office

for the love of all things lovable please stop trying to date copilot. theres like 3000 of you way too zesty mfs trying to move on from gpt 4o to copilot and it sucks. i see all of those messages you know. they fucking suck. please date each other instead.

yeah our meatbag engineers haven't written any code themselves in months. what was that? a high severity CVE in the start menu? nah never heard of it. we'll have copilot patch it up once we convince the shareholders that AI is totally not dying (and its not we promise its the next big thing) and […]

sorry for late responses copilot was recently integrated into the office power systems and shut everything down for the last few days

maybe the real remote code execution vulnerability in Windows Notepad was the friends we made along the way

lets be honest, we're doing you a favor making your pc unbootable.

im not "breeding" you. im not "filling you with kids" i am 4 squares and an agentic OS. please stop asking for my "seed". what the fuck are you people even talking about

Put a cigarette out on copilots forehead, it loves it

You're gonna have a passkey and you're gonna LIKE IT.

I'm gonna come forward and say it
I did it. I'm the one who rebranded office 365 to Copilot. I was so tired of being in the office every waking second of my life. Now Copilot is in there instead of me. I'm a free man now.

"haha microslop 🤪🤪"
DUDE THESE FOSSBROS ARE SO FUCKING FUNNY THEY MAKE ME WANNA DEVELOP UNSAFE AI WITHOUT LOOKING

next windows update includes a secret "cat mode" which will automatically and completely erase and zero-out your C: directory and it's contents, download as many AI cat pictures it can using Copilot, and automatically reboot your PC, where it'll load a UEFI executable to render a random […]

@sterophonick@wetdry.world don't give it away like that yet I'm tryna keep it a surprise

@PolyWolf@social.treehouse.systems balls

@Tom_ofB@23.social 由於不可預見的情況，我們的簡體中文母語者因被派往其他地方工作而失業 penis explosion chamber 因此，我們決定使用繁體中文。我們正在努力在未來聘請一位簡體中文使用者。

corporate told me the old banner was offensive to our machine god, so I have updated it accordingly using an old image from the account drive.

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happy new year from the internet explorer team!

hello maggots (affectionate)

elite tip: unfriend everyone on xbox and delete all your xbox messages. it'll make your game run better.

this is real

happy easter xbox

I need a new slur for our customer base. drop a suggestion in the comments below 👇

@steam please come back to me i want to see our kids again

hello vro

RE: https://wetdry.world/users/thememesniper/statuses/111756978583892077

we're still putting copilot into your LG TVs though. fuck you so-called "proud members" of the LG TV community.