Honestly probably a good call
06.03.2026 13:46
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Honestly probably a good call
Will you help me invent one??
If you’ve got a Canadian ancestor (seriously) you’re now eligible for citizenship. So look into that.
This isn't me, but it captures my Friday mood perfectly
Threads thread: thriller_instinct 3d Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here - 254 Q 3.1K G 28 746 corporateash 18h ••• My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you. 852 Q62 G6 72
“I have usernames older than you.”.
Holy shit
Baja Blastoise in your toilet
Here we go, time to try and sell a thing or two
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why what happened
When I say I’m about to raw dog ya, this is what I mean
Genius! Customer concern of a "whistling noise when in motion" I'm no tech, but it COULD very well be your friend that zip tied a fkn harmonica to the underside of your truck bro. Image: underside of a vehicle on a lift with a harmonica zip tied to it
If your friends wouldn’t do this then you might need new friends
ChatGPT told me you've been asking about some weird shit.
Hear me out: Snapple Jacks cereal
just dropped a can of whoopass on the floor. it's fucking everywhere. it's under the fridge
my dick is unionized
anyway I need to add that if you've enjoyed the death generator now or in the past, I could really use a ko-fi donation or patreon support. I'm recovering from medical issues at the moment while I look for a job, and it'd help a ton.
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Yea that was just WI dads saying dumb shit to their kids. I heard the same. We love to be included lol
Crashed the economy Started a war in the middle east
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 13, Episode 14
The DA in Minneapolis is investigating Bovino and others.
Victor's analysis is spot on.
The real question here is: Why are journalists who work for CNN pushing back so hard against the "media capture" narrative?
Wishful thinking? Or preemptively justifying their own continued employment under Ellison?
> @jimlaporta.bsky.social
Congress won’t do shit about it though lol
Gaza has been flattened to the ground, Shitler is even more bold, and US citizens are being kidnapped or murdered in the streets by the Gestapo.
How's holding out your vote for Kamala working for you these days, you fucking idiot?
You got what the fuck you voted for. How's your fucking rallies?
it’s gritney bitch
This is the blood soaked backpack of an Iranian girl that went to school today and didn’t get to return home because two demented megalomaniacs are imposing their power on the entire world.
Spending my evening being a jerk in BF4. I love this game even though it's one hundred years old
she had the grippiest socks in the whole asylum
dogspeed you! black labrador
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