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Chris Coleman

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I make websites (for the internet).

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It just occurred to me that it’s still winter. It was 86° today.

11.03.2026 22:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you asked me to draw a picture of Bill Kurtis based on his voice alone, I'd draw this picture.

11.03.2026 14:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Community is when I sprint as fast as humanly possible from the Black Cat to U Street to catch the last Green Line train.

11.03.2026 13:29 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

10.03.2026 21:30 👍 23976 🔁 6448 💬 209 📌 397

I liked it as well, but I think I read a "spoiler-free" review that was a little too cutesy about the twist, so unfortunately I was kind of half expecting it the whole time.

10.03.2026 22:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Costco is the only remaining good company.

Two years ago, my sister bought a mini-split unit that I was going to help install. I couldn't get to it until last weekend, and it was pretty quickly apparent that it just wouldn't work with their wall space. Today Costco is sending UPS to pick it up.

10.03.2026 15:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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10.03.2026 14:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We really need to get moving on the berry initiative if we want to hit our quarterly numbers (lots of berries this quarter).

10.03.2026 14:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You know things are bad when even the fucking Washington Examiner is exposing massive waste by Trump and his people.

10.03.2026 03:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Amazing Larry, who Kash Patel looks a lot like

Amazing Larry, who Kash Patel looks a lot like

07.03.2026 02:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

People who bash Bluesky for being an echo chamber clearly have never experienced the full spectrum of deranged opinions available in quotes of Will Stancil skeets.

05.03.2026 15:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Classic tweet from Lauren: i'm not falling for that hot take. that's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. i refuse to participate in that kind of perversion

Classic tweet from Lauren: i'm not falling for that hot take. that's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. i refuse to participate in that kind of perversion

Hey I know this one

05.03.2026 15:03 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hat on a hat on a hat on a hat.

05.03.2026 15:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My wife tried to get me to watch Shrinking but I just couldn't do it. The overly snappy dialogue is like nails on a chalkboard to me. It's like Gilmore Girls, but with therapists or something.

05.03.2026 15:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Hudson, the builder guy from Breath of the Wild and Tears of the Kingdom

Hudson, the builder guy from Breath of the Wild and Tears of the Kingdom

05.03.2026 12:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Surprisingly, I don’t think cooperation with ICE was an issue in the campaign, but I imagine it will be in November.

04.03.2026 14:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Someone I know is running for sheriff as a Democrat in NC, and last night, he crushed his primary opponents in a three-way race where the Democratic primary had over twice as many votes cast as the Republican. So that’s cool.

04.03.2026 14:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

🚨 HELM’S DEEP ALERT 🚨

03.03.2026 21:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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They're telling me - listen to this - they're telling me to not... to not, to never get involved in a land war in Asia! I don't know. That's what they say but I don't know. Should I do it? They're telling me it's one of the "classic blunders" but I might do it. Should I do it?... I'm going to do it

03.03.2026 03:01 👍 597 🔁 99 💬 6 📌 2
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Connie Chen Connie Chen | UX Designer + Mentor

Today, the bad news bear got me. My contract with Disney will be ending in April instead of June.

I am actively looking for a Senior UX/Product Designer with full-time opportunities in healthcare, biotech, or ed-tech. I appreciate your support and connections. Thank you.💛

conniechen.design

27.02.2026 22:59 👍 44 🔁 26 💬 0 📌 2
Lisa looking at the Yahoo Serious Film festival marquee on a boarded-up theater: I know those words but that sign makes no sense.

Lisa looking at the Yahoo Serious Film festival marquee on a boarded-up theater: I know those words but that sign makes no sense.

02.03.2026 21:10 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

A+ avatar

01.03.2026 20:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nice try, but I’ve already switched to shorts and I’m not switching back until October.

01.03.2026 20:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The obvious TRUE answer here is that a cargo cult formed and the locals only started dressing this way after a couple of Jedi knights showed up 30 years ago and helped a kid get off their god-forsaken rock.

01.03.2026 20:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Kristi Noem on a horse in front of Mt. Rushmore

Kristi Noem on a horse in front of Mt. Rushmore

Country Mike D on a horse in New York

Country Mike D on a horse in New York

Who wore it better?

26.02.2026 14:51 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

It seems kind of silly to use human-shaped robots to do activities that humans constantly injure themselves doing.

Why use a robot that has all the shortcomings of a human body, when we could just make something without them?

01.03.2026 17:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
01.03.2026 17:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Good thing you thought ahead to bring the crutches

01.03.2026 17:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Considering how it looks like it’s mostly just pushing the snow off the edge of a loading dock, and not doing a particularly great job of it, I think they might be overselling how general-purpose it is.

01.03.2026 17:14 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Without necessarily handing it to Anthropic, I guess this means the other AI companies are just fine with what Anthropic objected to? Concerning!

27.02.2026 23:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0