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Admiral Job 🫑

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backend dev (C# mostly). Buffalo Bills, pro wrestling (AEW, Mystery Wrestling, NJPW & CMLL when I can). From the 1900s. They/he, I guess?? Fuck ICE, fuck transphobes, Black Lives Matter

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If we’re talking about performative allyship, there’s a house on my street that takes down their Ukrainian flag every June and replaces it with a rainbow flag, except every year it is upside down.

11.03.2026 19:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

hi if you're a cis person thinking of screenshotting a trans woman as a way of doing discourse:
- don't do that
- ever
- you look like a fucking asshole

11.03.2026 17:48 πŸ‘ 163 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Beck Malenstyn is so funny bc what do u mean he just fights people and scores absolute bangers? I literally thought he was a Pokemon character when I first saw his name lol

11.03.2026 00:22 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

AEW on the iPad, Sabres on the phone, now this is living

11.03.2026 00:18 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Also don’t forget that Strava lets you hide the start and end of your run. I could live *anywhere* in this 1 square mile village!

10.03.2026 22:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Saudi Investment Fund pays $3.5bn to capture PokΓ©mon Go It is amongst the highest-grossing mobile games in the world, with 30 million monthly players.

And it’s owned by the Saudi PIF! I used to be a big player, had dropped off, and was totally done after this. www.bbc.com/news/article...

10.03.2026 22:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
My race route from Strava. β€œTempo 2 miles”, which was 6.01 miles at a 9:33/mile pace (57:27). It was supposed to be 5.5 miles, not 2: that’s how long I ran at a faster pace.

The route is all fucked up because I forgot how Englewood runs so I backtracked a bunch.

My race route from Strava. β€œTempo 2 miles”, which was 6.01 miles at a 9:33/mile pace (57:27). It was supposed to be 5.5 miles, not 2: that’s how long I ran at a faster pace. The route is all fucked up because I forgot how Englewood runs so I backtracked a bunch.

Update: I made it to the end of my block before the drizzle started.

It felt good for a tempo run though! Until I let myself get turned around on rails to trails (which I don’t go on unless I’m doing 6+ miles but decided to wing it) like a dummy.

10.03.2026 22:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Push notifications from two different weather apps telling me it is or soon will be raining

Push notifications from two different weather apps telling me it is or soon will be raining

Me about to go for a run: these push notifications can’t stop me, I can’t read!

10.03.2026 20:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I like these things even more now

10.03.2026 19:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œIt’s called a scotch egg because it’s prepared by scotching.”

β€œCool, what’s scotching?”

β€œlol fuck if I know”

10.03.2026 19:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I was looking up the Wikipedia entry for β€œscotch egg” to see if it was from Scotland and it says β€œ'Scotching' as a culinary process is also sometimes cited as the origin, though what β€˜scotching’ was is open to interpretation” which… thanks

10.03.2026 19:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€˜Dr Turner says the snack's original name was β€œscotched egg”, which she believes simply means "an egg that has had something done to it".’

Oh thanks that clears it up (from www.telegraph.co.uk/foodanddrink... )

10.03.2026 19:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I was excited for your pivot into thirst trap posting; alas

10.03.2026 12:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I already pay more than that for the PPVs on HBO per year, is the thing!

09.03.2026 16:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wait shit the new AEW streaming thing includes ROH?

Siri how do I get a vpn on my Apple TV

09.03.2026 16:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
09.03.2026 01:24 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Could do without the U-S-A chants but c’est la vie

08.03.2026 23:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They’re gonna need to start sitting on each others laps in the box

08.03.2026 22:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My saddle embroidered with β€œit’s perfectly normal” is raising a lot of questions already answered by the saddle

08.03.2026 16:32 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In this Slay the Spire 2 run I appear to be at an impasse. I’m at -16 strength so I can’t do any damage to the boss, but I’m also at 42 dexterity so they can’t do any damage to me. It keeps lowering my strength and I keep raising my dexterity and maybe something will change eventually.

08.03.2026 02:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I can’t think of anything I want less than a show lead by a guy who defended Joss Whedon inspired by a book about how the the South was great, actually.

06.03.2026 12:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh my god this episode was 40 minutes of dying to the same red man repeatedly and then suddenly boom it’s a synthesizer

04.03.2026 17:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

ooooooouuuuuuh brandon beane if i ever see you on the street you better pray you get lucky

04.03.2026 17:35 πŸ‘ 104 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you for reminding me to watch this! I had been meaning to… I’m an episode and a half in now.

03.03.2026 23:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This sounds like a boss battle from Wild Arms (in the best way)

03.03.2026 17:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

fuck, I’m sorry, I can’t compete with this

03.03.2026 13:29 πŸ‘ 17725 πŸ” 4073 πŸ’¬ 53 πŸ“Œ 834

Were we in Dublin at the same time (I was only there 2/21)

03.03.2026 02:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And, like… yeah I do hear myself. β€œI only ran 6 miles”.

But I can do better!

02.03.2026 23:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Blah, had to cut my run short and also not go as fast as I was supposed to. BUT it was my first outdoor run since maybe November so at least my dog could come! (She was also not into 7.5 miles… we did a little over 6 at least)

02.03.2026 23:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Another excited Buffalonian checking in

02.03.2026 21:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0