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I truly hate fast casual food.

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CNN: Stock market plummets
MSNBC: Stock market craters
Highlights for Children: Stock market down big
FOX News:

when will @merriam-webster.com accept "lol" and "lmao" as valid punctuation lmao

I see more people flying with their pets these days and I have to wonder who are these people and who are these pets, all my pets are chaos demons and if I put any of them on a plane they would chew straight through the fuselage in order to escape

if i was an bears lions or vikings fan i think i would post this photo literally one million times

potatoes are "apples of the earth" in french. but maybe apples are potatoes of the tree

It’s only Saturday and still got that feeling…

Unironically the IRS might not have enough staff for repercussions to this now 🤔

Honestly just have to shout this out. Had my wisdom teeth out, needed Amicar with my hemophilia for bleeding. Was quoted $3800 copay by @expressscripts.bsky.social and it’s on @costplusdrugs.com for like $50 lol

Strangely grieving the loss of Nick Mullens to the Jags. Nick Mullens is like Jameis Winston without the Jameis Winston

Only one way to build and subsequently destroy your clout

If a state or foreign country had a lot of foresight, they’d spend a fairly small amount of money to recruit some of the best academic talent in the world and instantly become a global leader in higher ed overnight.

Shaq: "In the words of Marshawn Lynch I'm tired as shit America. We getting fired anyway Ernie fuck it!"

LMAO

looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.

If Cooper Dejean and Reed Blankenship do the fusion dance they become prime Harrison Smith

That sounds you hear is a long-retired COBOL programmer being asked by a broccoli headed 19 year old failson dork to come back as a consultant to fix something they ignorantly smashed, and him asking for your yearly salary per hour.

Prequel haters in ruins now that Revenge of the Sith is one of the most prescient films of all time

New DeepSeek model just dropped 😂

The broadcast called it a “lip sweater” and I’m enthralled

Damn, gutted, tough loss for the Ballfrogs tonight #ballfrogs #bostoncommon

KOach of the Year.

#Skol

Scottie Scheffler being totally disinterested in crypto and suspecting it might be some sort of blasphemous bullshit only elevates him in my eyes.

Still gotta make the stop, have to feel you have more chances with a longer field right?

The Rams are the perfect NFL franchise. They never quite look good or bad, and always seem mere minutes from a complete collapse or miraculous turnaround, making beating them unsatisfying and losing to them annoying

I feel like the Vikings slayed some sort of karmic dragon today and trust me I know how idiotic that sounds

Always easier to criticize than create…