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Satire based on real data. Not to be confused with actual science.

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Egg prices continue to rise in red states and lower in blue.

Is Trump a closet Democrat?

14.02.2025 13:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Price of a dozen eggs dropped in another blue state but over all the president still hates the country as a whole.

09.02.2025 04:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The President (According to Eggs)

Looks like egg prices are starting to come down a bit in blue states!

What does that mean?

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01.02.2025 05:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This page tracks how the sitting President's feelings toward your state fluctuate daily, using changes in the cost of a dozen eggs since January 20, 2025 (Inauguration Day).

24.01.2025 22:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

During the 2024 General Election, we discovered that the President of the United States directly controls the price of eggs, adjusting them based on their sentiment toward the American people.

24.01.2025 22:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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23.01.2025 15:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0