Queen of Boots

And yet others are thinking...hmmm..I should really get into ventriloquism.

It's got the goods

Could give more details but it'd be too long. So I wrote a quick & dirty

I love ducks. So cute 🩷

Disgusted and ashamed at first, Hank overcomes his impulses to find pride in his new son and his Bobby. Family grows strong. Dun dun dun dun dun dun.

Bobby discovers new brother's gay. Brother begs don't tell Hank (fear rejection). Bobby empathizes. They become friends for realz. New son helps Bobby climb social ladder & win hearts. It comes to a sudden end when Hank discovers his new son deep in the rival team's quarterback's open mouth hole. 🧵

Hank's: Hwhat..how will I explain this to Peggy? Or my friends (embarrassed). Then he discovers his new son's athletic prowess (natural football talent) & everything changes. Bobby's jealous. New son wants to befriend Bobby. But Bobby only tricks & humiliates him. Until a secret is discovered. 🧵

Idea: Hank Hill and He-Man have a baby together (thru power of magic). Hank Hill thought the encounter was just a bizarre dream, until one day when He-Man arrives in Texas to drop off their shy handome tall love child. (They will alternate custody). At first, it's awkward. 🧵

I love this movie so much ❤️❤️❤️✨

Eat the delicious sweet balls.

a bowl of donuts is on a placemat on a table. A hand is touching them. Alt: a bowl of donuts is on a placemat on a table. A hand is touching them.

Sorry I can't keep my hands off your sweet balls. You know what I'm like.

Mayhem Chaos GIF Alt: Mayhem from insurance commercials is hanging onto outside of car smiling. Text says "when you cause mayhem"

Mayhem... my beloved ❤️

a man wearing headphones says " fight me like a man " in front of stuffed animals Alt: a man wearing headphones says " fight me like a man " in front of stuffed animals

I dare them to come and get me

Taking orders now. Real-ass dummies $199.99 is an excellent deal. Not responsible for cursed doll murderous rampages.

I only have Netflix access because I'm bumming on someone else's account 🤣

a sunset over the ocean with a few clouds Alt: a sunset over the ocean with a few clouds

I'm stealing that flying horse. Riding off into the sunset.

I saw the tv version of A Country Doctor's Notebook. That was..something (good, but sad).

He's crafty

Oh, you shouldn't have said that. Now he's coming for you.

I had a vision ✨

an office with a desk and chairs and a window Alt: an room with a desk and chairs. A person appears from the side then ducks back away.

Now that you mention it..

a woman in a red dress is laying on a bed with a prime logo Alt: a woman in a red dress is laying on a bed

Zzzzz...

Damn baby..that ice is trying to straight up get you.

a close up of a person 's face. They close eyes and turn slightly away. Alt: a close up of a person 's face. They close eyes and turn slightly away.

Night? Cannot sleep.
Day..

😊

That's my baby!! ❤️❤️

My mouth is full of them. So many fillings.

Yay!

The cartoon i saw (which is absolutely a true fact documentary of life) told me that the Easter bunny is giddy to give me his eggs. He gets a sick thrill from it.