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Premium is still under $5/gallon at Costco

I live right near a train station so it’s a great time to put the car up on ramps and do all the shit I’ve been putting off

“Ah shit, no time to get gas tonight. I’ll just grab it tomorrow after work. It’ll be fine.” - me, America’s dumbest man

It’s not like the country he got it in, Croatia, has a long history of association with the Nazi party and associations with the SS in particular. The guy who was offering it as a flash tattoo on the wall probably just thought it was a cool skull and there were no other, uh, red flags

I definitely want to hear more deep thoughts from the guy who claimed Elon Musk's purchase of twitter would "extend the light of consciousness"

I have heard great stuff about @tapetrade.bsky.social but haven’t made the jump myself due to inertia

Oh yeah lots of people see that kind of shit as a challenge rather than a boundary

It is bug fuck crazy to me that people just assume everyone is going to be okay with decidedly NOT vanilla stuff, especially that kind of stuff where it’s like… probably pretty controversial?

Hell yeah

It’s over

feels like a minute since i have pointed out that donald trump has pardoned more child sex offenders than every other president of the united states combined

Stop telling me it's "hard to leave Spotify" no it isn't

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If you come to me asking to vote for a Democrat after this, I'm stealing something out of your house

I am calling for a complete and total shutdown on all leftist podcasts, radio shows, etc until we can get these people enrolled in a public speaking course. If you edited out “umm,” “uhh,” “like,” and “y’know” from any of these shows they’d have 15-20 minute runtimes

How about you stop worrying about your “GitHub” “commits,” and “git” yourself “committed” to a “hubsband” #WomenInSTEM

doing everything you can to kneecap renewable energy development and then immediately launching an illegal war that threatens non-renewables and may result in a catastrophic increase in energy prices is the republican party in a nutshell

Homie they’re playing your leitmotif in a different key

lmao

lmfao this shit went nuclear

everyone is thinking and worrying about politics but i am thinking about big breasts. and worrying about them a little

hello

This song legitimately changed the trajectory of my life

Just fucking support local music

It’s all in the timing

My cool one died in his forties a decade before I was born and my shitty one who I never met finally had the decency to drop dead like two years ago at like 90something

rent is due in 20 hours and we are so very short. this is the third month we're gonna be late

the job interview went well, but if i get it we still have to move

please don't let us fall through the cracks

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OH, MY MISTAKE. I THINK IT WAS THE CAPITALIZATION. IS THIS BETTER? I THOUGHT YOU WERE SAYING "FURRY PORN INOCULATES YOU..." IN THAT YOU LIKE FURRY PORN BUT THE STUFF YOU ARE BEING SUBJECTED TO IS EVEN STRANGER THAN REGULAR FURRY PORN. REGARDLESS I UNDERSTAND AND SHARE YOUR STRUGGLE