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I’m him. I’ve been him. I will continue to be him. PDX https://linktr.ee/obesechess

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Women need about that much yeah

07.03.2026 06:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Two and a half minutes of the most irresponsible use of dotted sixteenths and open tunings ever recorded. It makes me want to run through a brick wall and eat glass

07.03.2026 04:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m really glad the new Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza stuff sounds like their old stuff, but I also don’t think they - or anyone else - is ever going to write a better chug riff than they did at the back half of “Behind Those Eyes.” They went out on top with that one

07.03.2026 04:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Premium is still under $5/gallon at Costco

06.03.2026 23:20 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I live right near a train station so it’s a great time to put the car up on ramps and do all the shit I’ve been putting off

06.03.2026 23:19 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

“Ah shit, no time to get gas tonight. I’ll just grab it tomorrow after work. It’ll be fine.” - me, America’s dumbest man

06.03.2026 23:17 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It’s not like the country he got it in, Croatia, has a long history of association with the Nazi party and associations with the SS in particular. The guy who was offering it as a flash tattoo on the wall probably just thought it was a cool skull and there were no other, uh, red flags

06.03.2026 23:16 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I definitely want to hear more deep thoughts from the guy who claimed Elon Musk's purchase of twitter would "extend the light of consciousness"

06.03.2026 21:19 👍 2492 🔁 398 💬 84 📌 24

I have heard great stuff about @tapetrade.bsky.social but haven’t made the jump myself due to inertia

06.03.2026 21:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh yeah lots of people see that kind of shit as a challenge rather than a boundary

06.03.2026 18:27 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It is bug fuck crazy to me that people just assume everyone is going to be okay with decidedly NOT vanilla stuff, especially that kind of stuff where it’s like… probably pretty controversial?

06.03.2026 18:23 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hell yeah

06.03.2026 06:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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It’s over

06.03.2026 06:12 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

feels like a minute since i have pointed out that donald trump has pardoned more child sex offenders than every other president of the united states combined

05.03.2026 17:12 👍 3165 🔁 1075 💬 48 📌 24

Stop telling me it's "hard to leave Spotify" no it isn't

05.03.2026 22:07 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

To anyone reading this, my services are available

05.03.2026 21:52 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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05.03.2026 18:58 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

If you come to me asking to vote for a Democrat after this, I'm stealing something out of your house

05.03.2026 18:11 👍 120 🔁 8 💬 2 📌 0

I am calling for a complete and total shutdown on all leftist podcasts, radio shows, etc until we can get these people enrolled in a public speaking course. If you edited out “umm,” “uhh,” “like,” and “y’know” from any of these shows they’d have 15-20 minute runtimes

05.03.2026 18:09 👍 15 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0

How about you stop worrying about your “GitHub” “commits,” and “git” yourself “committed” to a “hubsband” #WomenInSTEM

05.03.2026 17:35 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

doing everything you can to kneecap renewable energy development and then immediately launching an illegal war that threatens non-renewables and may result in a catastrophic increase in energy prices is the republican party in a nutshell

05.03.2026 17:15 👍 1262 🔁 311 💬 30 📌 4

Homie they’re playing your leitmotif in a different key

05.03.2026 16:33 👍 53 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

lmao

05.03.2026 16:32 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

lmfao this shit went nuclear

05.03.2026 06:25 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

everyone is thinking and worrying about politics but i am thinking about big breasts. and worrying about them a little

23.10.2024 03:09 👍 370 🔁 42 💬 7 📌 0

hello

05.03.2026 03:50 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This song legitimately changed the trajectory of my life

05.03.2026 03:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Just fucking support local music

04.03.2026 23:26 👍 102 🔁 26 💬 2 📌 0
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It’s all in the timing

04.03.2026 23:21 👍 12 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0
04.03.2026 23:58 👍 447 🔁 108 💬 6 📌 0