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There's always barber college. (he/him)

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13.03.2026 03:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oof.

13.03.2026 03:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't know why I even bothered to look and see if my butthole--I mean alderman--is on here because of course he is.

13.03.2026 03:06 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

I once had somebody trying to get me to argue with them and I said I argue for a living and my billable rate is $400/hr. I didn't hear anything else from them.

12.03.2026 21:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah that part kinda sucks

12.03.2026 21:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hahaha I miss the golden age of Twitter

12.03.2026 20:54 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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12.03.2026 20:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I get that we're all angry and exhausted but I'm seeing a lot of folks fighting on here with idiots so this is a friendly reminder to stop and ask yourself is this bringing me joy or frustration and if the answer is the latter then just block and move on

12.03.2026 20:42 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Well that was a disappointing showing from VfB. I need Palace to show up now or this will have been a serious waste of a half day of PTO

12.03.2026 19:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

One of the worst interactions I ever had on Twitter was a popular Chicago urbanist dude who, after I said public transportation wasn't much of an option when you have three sleeping kids, called me a bad parent for having my kids out that late in the first place

12.03.2026 18:54 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Heaven knows he’s miserable now

12.03.2026 16:16 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I miss the days when this was not a partisan position

12.03.2026 18:24 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bigmouth strikes again

12.03.2026 15:25 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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12.03.2026 14:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There Will Be Blood (2007, dir. P.T. Anderson)

12.03.2026 14:30 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

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12.03.2026 14:28 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

#NotTheOnion

12.03.2026 14:20 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
12.03.2026 14:16 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
12.03.2026 13:56 πŸ‘ 32 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah it was such a fun idea and I really enjoyed seeing the different approaches people took

12.03.2026 14:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/best...

12.03.2026 13:54 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh good I'm not the only one that embraced the magic of MS Paint

12.03.2026 13:17 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Has anybody explained to Mark DeRosa that Team USA has to win this one to advance?

12.03.2026 13:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Gritty '70s Chicago, incredible music, Princess Leia, and cops and Illinois Nazis eating shit? My kids love it.

12.03.2026 12:57 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I don't know... ask Pee-Wee

12.03.2026 02:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Picture of Ben Piazza in The Blues Brothers with Elwood Blues in the background.

Picture of Ben Piazza in The Blues Brothers with Elwood Blues in the background.

Picture of Ben Piazza in The Bad News Bears talking with Water Matthau in a little league dugout.

Picture of Ben Piazza in The Bad News Bears talking with Water Matthau in a little league dugout.

Watching The Blues Brothers with my 19yo and their GF and just realized that the guy sitting next to them at the fancy restaurant was the dad who sued the league and then hired Buttermaker as coach in the Bad News Bears

12.03.2026 02:35 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

Hell yes

12.03.2026 01:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Picture of a red and blue hat with a white front panel (like the old Expos caps) featuring a logo that's Eagle Man from the Eagle Auto Insurance commercials (sorry, if you're not from Chicago go to youtube and search eagle man) holding a bat.

Picture of a red and blue hat with a white front panel (like the old Expos caps) featuring a logo that's Eagle Man from the Eagle Auto Insurance commercials (sorry, if you're not from Chicago go to youtube and search eagle man) holding a bat.

And here's my idea for Team USA:

12.03.2026 00:59 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
Picture of a red and blue hat with a white front panel (like the old Expos caps) featuring a logo that's Eagle Man from the Eagle Auto Insurance commercials (sorry, if you're not from Chicago go to youtube and search eagle man) holding a bat.

Picture of a red and blue hat with a white front panel (like the old Expos caps) featuring a logo that's Eagle Man from the Eagle Auto Insurance commercials (sorry, if you're not from Chicago go to youtube and search eagle man) holding a bat.

And here's my idea for Team USA:

12.03.2026 00:59 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1