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You know that does sound like a good plan!

Many such cases 😞

Well it's neither @butchinheat.bsky.social nor @roxxihorror.bsky.social I'm pretty sure 😂

Make it a long list while you're at it 😉

Fagtigued, in that I'm queer and constantly exhausted 🫩

are you a "i like when woman is green" monsterfucker or are you a "incomprehensible horror wants me pregnant" real freak?

Aww, I know. I just like you desperate too much to let you get any relief from it.

Oh that sounds so cute!

I mean what I'm learning from this is just, like, you and I need to fuck a LOT to get through all these scenarios 😏

See, a sure sign of good things coming your way if that kind of pattern holds!

I am TRYING to get it, if I could just find this incomprehensible horror I would ABSOLUTELY get it 🥵

Oh wait you mean like I get it like understand it? Yeah, I sure do. I want sex that terrifies me.

Wait are you saying there's an incomprehensible horror out there somewhere AND it wants me pregnant?

Let me at it!

Ah see mine winds itself up plenty reading things it wants to touch to, then gets all pathetic and sad about not being allowed. It's adorable.

Literally me

And it suits you perfectly

Don't worry about it, you'll be fine, this can only end well... (WARHOUND was the start of me becoming much worse to @roxxihorror.bsky.social )

Oh cute, you still get to touch? You really are lucky! Ask @roxxihorror.bsky.social just how lucky you are 😈

Right?! I never thought I'd end up getting one, but one of the guys at my site was wanting rid of his so bought it off him and I've become pretty fond of it!

I am a terrible omen 🔮

You might as well love it though, it's not like feeling any other way could do much to change it, is it?

Hahahhahahahaha ahhh amazing

If you've been paying any attention you knew this was coming and you know where it's going. Don't despair, don't panic, get prepared.

If you're reading this you already know about DIY and probably take that knowledge for granted. A lot of people still don't know about it and you can help them.

Anyway, the earpro is still a faff but a bit more comfortable now it's fitted under the helmet neater, but longer term I might still cave and rip the headband off so I can mount them straight into the helmet.

Also, being able to just turn down the volume on my cat when he starts yelling is nice 😹

Callie sat at her desk wearing a black t-shirt with the sleeves removed that's got a large white skeletal hand design, and an Airsoft bump helmet with a Pencott Greenzone cover, brown dog ears attached to the velcro on top, over-ear hearing protection sitting under the helmet, and goggles attached to the helmet rails.

Not sure what you mean, this seems like a pretty normal WFH outfit to me.

Taking advantage of a quiet morning to tweak my helmet setup for Airsoft and wearing it at my desk for a few hours seemed a good way to check it all stays comfortable. That's not weird, is it?

Fox hunting season is over, but for the sabs, it's just beginning As the fox hunting season ends, dedicated Sabs are preparing for a summer of protecting the UK’s most vulnerable wildlife from cruelty

We had a journalist from @thecanaryuk.bsky.social out with us on Saturday and they've written some lovely words about us: www.thecanary.co/uk/analysis/...

Oh ok damn though they are missing out then 👀

Looks perfect!

Aww that sounds lovely!

Sure thing, nothing suspicious about any of that

Gotta say that does look adorable on you!

Fuck yeah, love that for you!

Unghfff ok good to know 😵‍💫