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Well if some random people I have no way of knowing are saying it, it's probably correct

08.03.2026 07:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

what a strange way to romanticize the past

08.03.2026 02:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i thought my ancestors didn't go to college because you didn't really need a degree to be a subsistence farmer but maybe they just hated knowledge. hard to say since they're all dead

08.03.2026 02:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

lol

08.03.2026 02:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the wolves lost because they didn't rig crunch's birthday games well enough. fully blaming this one on the arena entertainment team

08.03.2026 00:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

anger organ is overused and tired

08.03.2026 00:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just the 4th time they've been under 40% for a game. Not really too worried about that one, sometimes you're just bad

07.03.2026 22:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That was the wolves worst shooting performance of the year btw, eclipsing the win over the thunder

07.03.2026 22:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Imagine a guy named Mike Poop. Let that one roll around in your brainium for a tic. Still with me? Good. Now imagine a guy named Mike Pee.

02.03.2026 01:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 165 ๐Ÿ” 10 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It was pretty underwhelming

07.03.2026 22:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

:(

07.03.2026 22:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Rocco time

07.03.2026 22:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Feels like it's hard to win these types of games

07.03.2026 22:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I no longer think they're going to make it look good

07.03.2026 22:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am also in favor of getting rid of the pope

07.03.2026 22:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Randle and Ant 14-26 from the field.
Rest of roster: 12-42

07.03.2026 22:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Friggin magic

07.03.2026 22:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They're going to make it look good I think but still lose

07.03.2026 22:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The magic are not a great team but they are very annoying

07.03.2026 20:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A wolves game at target center

A wolves game at target center

Happy birthday crunch

07.03.2026 19:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I always forget how many kids show up to Crunch's birthday game

07.03.2026 19:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lol, I heard him too. Hope he has an easy letdown

07.03.2026 19:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The hamburgerfuckerupper strikes again

07.03.2026 19:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
baby

baby

07.03.2026 18:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

candidates are just little guys that you have to vote for i guess? these people are all stupid

07.03.2026 18:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

wolves tickets are so out of hand that they're charging $130 to sit in the last row of the second level to watch the Magic. they're going to empty out that arena and the whine that it's because it's too old and the city is going to fall for it

07.03.2026 18:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

just because it's not perfect doesn't mean it's not a great comp

07.03.2026 18:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i also miss snow but for vastly different reasons

07.03.2026 18:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this is why you're the best in the business

07.03.2026 18:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

you're doing a great job of convincing everyone to stay home in 28. the dems loss is your fault

07.03.2026 18:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0