I tried to explain to my cousins who are addicted to parlays why the math ensures that they cannot win over time even if they are the best parlay players in the entire world. They acknowledged I was correct and then put $100 on a random array of football games anyway. This is also how drugs work.
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It is my birthday today
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Extremely funny to put only one start time in Pacific so it doesn't look insane
10.03.2026 15:50
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You shouldn't exploit the press's misunderstandings b/c it will produce more badly written coverage and because bots cannot *prove* anything. They'll flatter you with the answer you want and flatter the next person with a different answer. You're undermining ground truth.
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This is what you are doing. By pretending anything else you legitimize marketing bullshit that Claude is conscious or should be used to legitimately answer important questions or be considered a source. It also delegitimizes what you have to say to people who understand.
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Play stupid games, get called a stupid asshole
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I asked your father if he's proud of you and he told me he has no children
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Yesterday was the anniversary of the press conference, tomorrow is when he tested positive. I split the difference
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My friends call me The Dragon
10.03.2026 14:03
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Remember 6 years ago? What a time to be alive that was
10.03.2026 13:58
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6 years since Rudy downplayed COVID and then tested positive for it. Time flies when the world is ending
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The space pollution aliens are so good. A shame they weren't a bigger part of the show
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You've been eaten by smooth lions
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I can't believe "sharks are smooth as hell" still works so well
10.03.2026 04:03
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Are you ok? Do you need a juice box?
10.03.2026 04:01
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Radiolab has gone way off course for me since he left. This really hits the spot
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The streamer chair awaits
10.03.2026 03:43
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Donald Glover Yoshi.
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how small are european swimming pools??
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interesting that towns did get a little bit of the big market whistle last year but has already committed more offensive fouls this year
10.03.2026 02:36
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give sga cam johnson and spencer jones and see how many games he wins
10.03.2026 02:17
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i will never root for them. don't care about standings
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Lu Dort is NEVER beating the allegations. What an absolutely unnecessary motion here. Spinning back elbow white navigating over a screen?
To have his reputation and still be doing this stuff is wild.
#NBASky #SkyHoops
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BUT ON MY WAY, I'M GOING
TO BE DOING THIS. IF YOU
GET HIT, IT'S YOUR OWN
FAULT.
Lu Dort, navigating screens
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that should be a flagrant 2. he clearly throws his arm back to hit him
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it's a real mark of shame that dort is allowed to play in the league
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the actual active leaders are: Kennard, Curry, Gillespie, Curry, and AJ Green. not sure who got these stats
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it's crazy that there's a jalen williams that's really good and also a jaylin williams that pretty good one the same team
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the energy that christian braun gives off is displeasing to me
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