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I tried to explain to my cousins who are addicted to parlays why the math ensures that they cannot win over time even if they are the best parlay players in the entire world. They acknowledged I was correct and then put $100 on a random array of football games anyway. This is also how drugs work.

10.03.2026 16:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 373 ๐Ÿ” 61 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 11

It is my birthday today

10.03.2026 16:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Extremely funny to put only one start time in Pacific so it doesn't look insane

10.03.2026 15:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You shouldn't exploit the press's misunderstandings b/c it will produce more badly written coverage and because bots cannot *prove* anything. They'll flatter you with the answer you want and flatter the next person with a different answer. You're undermining ground truth.

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10.03.2026 14:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 52 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is what you are doing. By pretending anything else you legitimize marketing bullshit that Claude is conscious or should be used to legitimately answer important questions or be considered a source. It also delegitimizes what you have to say to people who understand.

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10.03.2026 14:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 84 ๐Ÿ” 13 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Play stupid games, get called a stupid asshole

10.03.2026 15:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I asked your father if he's proud of you and he told me he has no children

10.03.2026 14:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 14 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Yesterday was the anniversary of the press conference, tomorrow is when he tested positive. I split the difference

10.03.2026 14:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My friends call me The Dragon

10.03.2026 14:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Remember 6 years ago? What a time to be alive that was

10.03.2026 13:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

6 years since Rudy downplayed COVID and then tested positive for it. Time flies when the world is ending

10.03.2026 13:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

The space pollution aliens are so good. A shame they weren't a bigger part of the show

10.03.2026 04:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You've been eaten by smooth lions

10.03.2026 04:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can't believe "sharks are smooth as hell" still works so well

10.03.2026 04:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Are you ok? Do you need a juice box?

10.03.2026 04:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Radiolab has gone way off course for me since he left. This really hits the spot

10.03.2026 03:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
'Fela Kuti: Fear No Man' podcast explores the icon's music and activism Peabody Award-winning journalist Jad Abumrad is back with a new podcast series Fela Kuti: Fear No Man, investigating the icon's creation of Afrobeats and his fight against oppression.

Been slowly listening to this whole series and it's predicably great. Abumrad is the best to ever do it

10.03.2026 03:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The streamer chair awaits

10.03.2026 03:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Donald Glover Yoshi.

09.03.2026 21:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 68 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

how small are european swimming pools??

10.03.2026 02:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

interesting that towns did get a little bit of the big market whistle last year but has already committed more offensive fouls this year

10.03.2026 02:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

give sga cam johnson and spencer jones and see how many games he wins

10.03.2026 02:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i will never root for them. don't care about standings

10.03.2026 02:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Lu Dort is NEVER beating the allegations. What an absolutely unnecessary motion here. Spinning back elbow white navigating over a screen?

To have his reputation and still be doing this stuff is wild.

#NBASky #SkyHoops

10.03.2026 02:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 137 ๐Ÿ” 17 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10 ๐Ÿ“Œ 15
 BUT ON MY WAY, I'M GOING
 TO BE DOING THIS. IF YOU
 GET HIT, IT'S YOUR OWN
 FAULT.

BUT ON MY WAY, I'M GOING TO BE DOING THIS. IF YOU GET HIT, IT'S YOUR OWN FAULT.

Lu Dort, navigating screens

10.03.2026 02:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 163 ๐Ÿ” 20 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

that should be a flagrant 2. he clearly throws his arm back to hit him

10.03.2026 02:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it's a real mark of shame that dort is allowed to play in the league

10.03.2026 02:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the actual active leaders are: Kennard, Curry, Gillespie, Curry, and AJ Green. not sure who got these stats

10.03.2026 02:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it's crazy that there's a jalen williams that's really good and also a jaylin williams that pretty good one the same team

10.03.2026 01:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the energy that christian braun gives off is displeasing to me

03.03.2026 03:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0