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Mark Cohen

@mpc.sh

LES FOURMIS, he told me, ONT MANGÉ VOTRE LINKY. (they)

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I don't often post about work anymore but I do actually care deeply about the field of software engineering, despite almost everything these days making caring about software a generally miserable experience.

04.03.2026 17:43 👍 71 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0

is there anything worse than paying someone to figure out that you owe someone else money

(this post is about the US tax system)

04.03.2026 04:34 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

ahhh, that time of the week again 😌

(on garbage day when the garbage truck sets off the overly sensitive car alarm down the block and it blares for 5 minutes while its owner is clearly not home)

03.03.2026 19:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

heh, looks like I emailed you and got an invite back in september! installed and working :)

01.03.2026 00:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

can confirm this is working!

01.03.2026 00:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

ooooh any chance I could get a testflight invite? 👀👀

28.02.2026 23:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

(& the skeet he's quoting)

28.02.2026 00:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

yeah very much agree with this take bsky.app/profile/benc...

28.02.2026 00:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

no take only throw vibes

26.02.2026 22:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

everyone: quebecois eminem isn't real, he can't hurt you

quebecois eminem:

23.02.2026 19:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

counterpoint: monopolies aren't a failure mode under capitalism, and the market will trend towards them under any regulatory environment

23.02.2026 15:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

daaaaaaamn daniel, I'm trying to sneak around in my white vans, but I'm dummy thicc and the clap from my ass cheeks keeps alerting the guards

23.02.2026 02:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@clairekamenish.bsky.social

23.02.2026 02:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bailey Hikawa lookin ass mugs 🙂‍↕️😍

23.02.2026 02:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Photo of the back of a gray Tesla. It has a Washington license plate and two stickers. To the right of the plate is a sticker with black cursive lettering but it says "Jesus loves you". To the left of the plate is a sticker with colorful block lettering and a crucifix with a blue cloth draped over it that says "fully vaccinated by the blood of Jesus".

Photo of the back of a gray Tesla. It has a Washington license plate and two stickers. To the right of the plate is a sticker with black cursive lettering but it says "Jesus loves you". To the left of the plate is a sticker with colorful block lettering and a crucifix with a blue cloth draped over it that says "fully vaccinated by the blood of Jesus".

fully vaccinated by the blood of jesus

21.02.2026 23:36 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

oh also re: slot machine bsky.app/profile/jkap...

21.02.2026 01:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

recently came to this conclusion as well. I don't think it has the juice to eat the industry, and I think we're headed for a major crash / pop - but I decided that if it does in fact completely eat the industry, I will simply go do something else with my life 🤷🏻

21.02.2026 01:25 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I really ate with this

19.02.2026 23:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

oh we are so back

18.02.2026 22:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

LOOK at HIMB

15.02.2026 15:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

oh my GOD

15.02.2026 15:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

paging @feldfrog.bsky.social: "I would never profit off of war, that's so unethical. in fact I lost a ton of money betting on Iraq"

13.02.2026 04:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Photo of four snowboarders on a downhill course wearing bright red, green, yellow, and blue jerseys

Photo of four snowboarders on a downhill course wearing bright red, green, yellow, and blue jerseys

watching the @googleballs.com in olympic snowboard cross 🔴🔵🟢🟡

13.02.2026 00:46 👍 20 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

lmao paging @lookitup.baby

12.02.2026 05:51 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

07.02.2026 14:34 👍 17870 🔁 4468 💬 250 📌 110
Screenshot of text in a terminal, with the line in question highlighted

Screenshot of text in a terminal, with the line in question highlighted

reading now :) jsyk I think I found a typo in the editor's note? "...what might be worth s there are others..."

06.02.2026 21:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You're absolutely right – this actually *isn't* a place of honor.
* I thought esteemed deeds were commemorated here, but that was wrong.
* The message wasn't about treasure, it was about danger. That's on me.
* I won't sugarcoat it – the danger is still present, and now it's in your body.

05.02.2026 18:30 👍 300 🔁 71 💬 1 📌 2

wait I might unironically use this

05.02.2026 18:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

this was a great addition to an area I frequent, but it's still *amazingly* pedestrian- and bike-hostile. can we do more?

05.02.2026 02:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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"I always said that I'd be a warrior in the garden / but these days I'd rather garden through the war" song.link/us/i/1631739...

04.02.2026 17:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0