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Jadɇ (they/them) queer | non-binary | solo poly | hacker personal account | nsfw sometimes here to shitpost and be gay

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i only post on bluesky when im in love

11.09.2025 02:34 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

am I sick or is the headache the hangover result of getting drunk on the east coast and making out with a cute girl until the wee hours of the night? TBD!

10.09.2025 15:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

early day guesses but it's looking like;

1 person to fall madly in love with - intro'd from the empath friend

1 person to have fun with - intro'd from the type A friend

1 person who's friendship and flirtations I'm yet to discover the full journey of - intro'd from the cool and collected friend

10.09.2025 04:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

realizing the group of friends I affectionately referred to as my fellow "business fags" all seem to know me better than I do as all 3 have now introduced me to people I appear to be extremely compatible with.

10.09.2025 04:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

combining drugs that make me smart with drugs that make me stupid to become a secret third thing

05.09.2025 04:18 👍 232 🔁 19 💬 22 📌 1

in a way crying is "getting wet"

26.08.2025 23:38 👍 36 🔁 9 💬 1 📌 0

when will they stop making sequels of the devil's weekday

27.08.2025 13:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

shot day again?

no problem!

20.08.2025 14:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

TFW you’re on-call for security incident response

13.08.2025 03:49 👍 24 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0

what have we learned today;

- don't text and cry, save it for afk
- people will quickly dismiss any responsibility or compassion when convient under the guise of not having known each other for long
- if they have only been in straight relationships before, just don't
- vulnerability hurts

11.08.2025 22:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Two witches in a window. Pretty gay.

Two witches in a window. Pretty gay.

New art? In this economy?

06.08.2025 20:55 👍 4307 🔁 1111 💬 19 📌 15
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The Long Con 2025 Call for Presentations (CFP) The Long Con is Winnipeg's technical information security conference, back for its seventh year! This year’s event takes place on November 1st & 2nd (2025) at the same venue as last year: X-Cues (551 ...

Hey infosec and dev friends, you should apply to this CFP and come hangout in Winnipeg!

forms.gle/Dbsxia5XNezR...

I'll admit, November isn't the best time to visit but you'll have an excuse to hangout with me 😇

06.08.2025 02:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

no, I said I wanted a tradewife. like a union electrician

11.07.2025 16:31 👍 8430 🔁 1903 💬 58 📌 64

If someone is being targeted

any
human
being

it's my responsibility

it's my obligation

even if i'm safe forever

because someone needs to do something and I'm someone

10.07.2025 01:46 👍 734 🔁 104 💬 3 📌 3

I was gifted this book just last weekend! Loving it so far!!

07.07.2025 07:01 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

this has the same vibe as logging on to twitter during NYE 2020 to see the early rumblings of the incoming pandemic we're still in that's killed millions

22.06.2025 14:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
22.06.2025 03:37 👍 23707 🔁 8765 💬 3 📌 115

in all seriousness the USA is a dying empire being lead by a fascist dictator who has been and will continue to harm the lives of the people you love

22.06.2025 14:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

logging on to bluesky to learn ww3 just started i guess 😰😵

22.06.2025 06:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

Leaving out the true tech CEO hero, Tom from MySpace. Got paid, disappeared. A+, no notes.

20.06.2025 15:15 👍 19 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

instructions unclear, tried to froth the kerosene into a latte and the cafe is now on fire..

20.06.2025 14:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I dunno man, a dog is just such a commitment ...

18.06.2025 07:24 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

“you don’t have to stay considerate in a space where you’re not considered”

- Tara DeFrancisco

If you needed permission to let go of guilt or think you have an obligation to continue taking crap, repeat this phrase to yourself.

Next, let’s work on “joy is resistance”. I personally need practice.

15.06.2025 14:18 👍 23 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0

obligatory reminder; drive safely according to conditions (and posted signage) 😎

But also, don't fucking speed around cyclists!

16.06.2025 16:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
PSA: If a rider taps his helmet/head, it means there’s a police speed trap ahead

I learned about this when another rider ahead of me called out a well known camera. Then a person in a Kei truck did it the same week for an undercover cop. Useful knowledge that might save your ass someday :)

www.reddit.com/r/motorcycle...

16.06.2025 16:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

These are the same people that would read a wiki page or watch Cinema Sins for a film and say they've 'seen' it... and then spend hours telling people online why it sucked.

They have no joy, only arguing with people online.

16.06.2025 10:02 👍 471 🔁 73 💬 12 📌 0
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State of CSS 2025 Take the State of CSS survey

The State of CSS survey is live!

Please take a moment to fill it out 🙂

It really helps us make more informed decisions on how to focus our web platform (CSS & UI) engineering and DevRel efforts!

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16.06.2025 15:33 👍 43 🔁 15 💬 3 📌 0
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ICE throws gas at protesters who immediately cone it then use boards to help fan the gas back at ICE.

16.06.2025 00:52 👍 18178 🔁 4371 💬 833 📌 715

Looks like it's available on bandcamp now! Was able to purchase and stream (but not download) Wearing Black as part of the album pre-order. So goood!! This has me extra pumped for your visit to Winnipeg! 👾

12.06.2025 04:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a lot of bus stops in SF are literally just a pole you have to stand next to, but today some guerilla-installed benches suddenly appeared

diy cozy architecture >>>>>

10.06.2025 01:02 👍 1259 🔁 226 💬 21 📌 31