Sometimes I'm so busy trying to be gay that I forget I'm a nerd
10.03.2026 06:10
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I repost this every time I see it now.
16.01.2026 16:17
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MY ORTHOPEDIST DON'T! WANT! NONE! UNLESS YOU GOT! BUN! IONS!
07.12.2025 17:26
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Please add to this list "tinned fish."
I'm annoyingly not the target audience for ANY of these things 😤
15.11.2025 20:27
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ESCAPE ROOM
aka
TRAP
14.11.2025 03:18
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Advent calendar but it's got your gummy vitamins in it, like it's just a 31 day pill container
30.10.2025 02:58
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I don't go into any grand buildings, like, ever. I miss grand buildings.
27.10.2025 04:57
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This deserved more love
27.10.2025 04:52
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There's no need to ail when there are Broths in the world
27.10.2025 04:36
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NUTS 👏 DOT 👏 COM
20.10.2025 01:22
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But Daddy, I love him*
*Eating 5 Banquet turkey breakfast sausage links every morning
08.10.2025 22:02
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Either my face or my laptop screen must face the sun 😔
01.10.2025 15:02
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DIRTY DEEDS IN A DUNDER JEEP
26.09.2025 06:02
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Always the VP, never the P 😔
18.09.2025 16:04
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Be the repentant idiot you wish to see in the world
12.09.2025 22:13
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Silly two margaritas boy has entered the chat
31.08.2025 04:40
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SILK!!!!!!!!
chiffon
24.08.2025 06:37
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A tuba is a threat
23.08.2025 16:31
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I HEAR WHEN THEY RIDE YOUR MOM TO LAHORE FORT, THEY HAVE TO USE THE ELEPHANT DOOR
15.08.2025 05:25
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We're looking for 15 LOCAL AREA MEN who want to TRANSFORM THEIR LIVES and lose INCHES OF GIRTH off their PENIS
15.08.2025 03:13
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I hurt myself yawning weird
11.08.2025 05:10
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I'm a user interface developer who engages in recreational cross dressing, and my algorithm is never more confused than when I Google "drag event".
07.08.2025 22:20
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My grand air trine writes a lot of checks that my Virgo stellium can't cash.
03.08.2025 21:04
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SOME DAY
I'LL BE
SUCKING ON SOME BIG OLE TITTIES
AND ALL YOU'RE
EVER GONNA HAVE IS PEEN
31.07.2025 03:38
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Who's up greening their beans
29.07.2025 00:08
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CONTENT WARNING: Food/diet
I've been trying to stay in a calorie deficit since New Years, but I had a small free slurpee today as a treat and spent the next half hour bouncing and dancing and yelling around the Walgreens.
Glucose!!!
12.07.2025 03:55
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I was well into adulthood the first time I heard Rock Lobster and I don't know if I'll ever be able to put into words the feelings I had. Bewilderment and dismissal? Indignation and delight?
10.07.2025 03:13
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Yahtwentee (or d20 Yahtzee) – Pab Sungenis
Bawwww I'm not special. Yahtwentee (or d20 Yahtzee) – Pab Sungenis share.google/0bRosevz8fZB...
08.07.2025 22:41
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Who wants to invent d20 Yahtzee with meee
08.07.2025 22:39
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The "o" in "jeopardy" is absolutely ridiculous. What are you doing there.
29.06.2025 04:35
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