I was assuming that you wear clothes with dye in them. Or that the chair itself was dyed.
But now that you mention it, I wouldn’t be surprised if you do sit there naked and wiggle 🤭
How much was dirt and how much was dye? 🤭
(75-25)x(9+3)x8/5=960
Crackdowns on peaceful protest
Support for Conservative benefit cuts
Blaming migrants for failing public services
As Labour keeps moving right. The question is: How low do they want to go?
Incredible work
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I don’t know what I was expecting but whatever it was you don’t sound like that 🤭
Change it to “Concorde”
Misread that as “Satanic dust plume” and was like “Bring on the Apocolypse!”
Who up wishing they were still asleep?
Offer to help him measure it properly?
Basil the cat on my desk with his head in my right hand, eyes closed, looking very peaceful
If I grab his head like this he becomes completely motionless and starts purring
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Everyone needs to know the extent of what the U.S did.
An unarmed Iranian ship invited to a joint Indian naval exercise paraded its sailors before the president alongside other participants, including the U.S.
At the last minute, the U.S. withdrew from the exercise and torpedoed the Iranian vessel
Rubio: “Let me tell you, Iran is run by lunatics, religious fanatic lunatics.”
T-minus three weeks until “why don’t women want to date them?”
"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed... This is not a way of life...it is humanity hanging from a cross of iron." -Dwight Eisenhower 1953
Never has a company deserved to fail more.
I wonder how many cult leaders will take advantage of the situation to seduce the gullible and the easily led?
Dressed in blue because she’s pushing Tory politics
The Home Secretary’s own MPs see through this. She is desperate and dangerous.
People are joining the alternative:
join.greenparty.org.uk
It’s about the principle 🤭
“Evacuation order” is such insidious language. Makes it sound like they’re doing them some kind of a favour by giving them advance notice. I hate this timeline.
They’re not supposed to be *political*, they’re just meant to do what they’re paid for! 😤
Carpet in a high street shop is a terrible idea though
Never a frown with Gordon Brown
Birthday is rapidly approaching despite my best attempts to pretend it’s not happening 😪
Welsh raretit 🤭
