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πŸ”ž | She / Her / Hers / HΔ“oweorΓ°an Politically Lysistratan Anti-hatred maven Die Himmel in dir, wie kann ich sie wissen, kann sie seh'n? Wir tanzen im Fluge, wie Sterne, die ihrer Wege zieh'n |x) ❀️‍πŸ”₯Kira❀️‍πŸ”₯Potzer❀️‍πŸ”₯ https://ko-fi.com/pennyoaken

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Okay since you aren't going to L'hopital, you owe the chat the Tale of How This Came To Be, swordstress

07.03.2026 03:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Inventory

06.03.2026 23:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This is a large room filled with tables full of strange equipment. You catch, out of the corner of your eye, a glint of light from the direction of the floor.

06.03.2026 23:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Make the laws that dictators want to nullify by executive order trigger an immediate removal from office

06.03.2026 23:18 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
The Forgotten History of the World's First Trans Clinic The Institute for Sexual Research in Berlin would be a century old if it hadn’t fallen victim to Nazi ideology

I'm gonna keep saying it
It's the same Nazi shit by a different name

06.03.2026 19:44 πŸ‘ 84 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

when this is handled, protection of transgender people must be codified into civil rights laws, and voting rights laws must be passed, with explicit language added to such laws as necessary which specify that the Executive cannot interpret or refuse to enforce these laws under any circumstances

06.03.2026 23:14 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

DHS nominee Markwayne Mullin is one of the most active stock-traders in the Senate β€” and violated the STOCK Act against insider trading as recently as last August.

He currently holds stock in L3Harris, which has millions in contracts with ICE and FEMA.

The grift continues.

06.03.2026 19:45 πŸ‘ 13358 πŸ” 6075 πŸ’¬ 463 πŸ“Œ 311

Please I'm currently at $20 of $1000 needed to cover my medication and my phone bill. Im currently bedridden with covid and cant do any delivery work. Any help would mean the world. Thank you πŸ–€πŸ–€πŸ–€

06.03.2026 18:16 πŸ‘ 48 πŸ” 72 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 2

Marghoul makes D I C E

06.03.2026 19:27 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sadly i think the sole two points that led to it are

Professed loyalty and

Willingness to violently humiliate a black colleague

06.03.2026 17:21 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œLet’s find out how much bullshit you all will swallowβ€œ

06.03.2026 17:19 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

(Any resemblance to this cookbook and existing Kreider ouvre is entirely fictional and an homage to Kreider's edgelord humour)

06.03.2026 16:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Be sure to check out Tim Kreider's cookbook, "Tim Kreider Skewers Everything (including himself), or How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Lost My Nards"

06.03.2026 16:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm a simple woman. I see Timothy "T.Pain (When Will It End)" Kreider's work, I repost it

06.03.2026 16:28 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The β€œsymptoms of anxiety” are sillyputty impressions of the symptoms of anxiety of the people they PLAGIARISED

06.03.2026 15:38 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I dare any other public health expert to bring doing the kind of work Matt just gives away on a daily basis.

06.03.2026 02:48 πŸ‘ 41 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Okay I’m ten followers away from 1500 if I get there tonight I won’t kill any beloved characters in the first post of the next chapter of Aftertaste

06.03.2026 01:31 πŸ‘ 51 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 3
A kitchen counter with a cursed square waffle and cursed waffle iron on it with that β€œoptimally packed 17 squares” layout that is deeply unsettling to look at. The outer parts are aligned to a square but there are 7 squares in the middle at various angles and it looks like complete nonsense but it is in fact the most compact way to store 17 squares in a larger square. 

I have no idea where this came from and whoever made it should go to jail.

A kitchen counter with a cursed square waffle and cursed waffle iron on it with that β€œoptimally packed 17 squares” layout that is deeply unsettling to look at. The outer parts are aligned to a square but there are 7 squares in the middle at various angles and it looks like complete nonsense but it is in fact the most compact way to store 17 squares in a larger square. I have no idea where this came from and whoever made it should go to jail.

You may not like it, but this is the optimal way to construct a waffle with exactly 17 squares.

06.03.2026 00:41 πŸ‘ 362 πŸ” 72 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 5

It is the most blatant way to show that once again Evangelicals only care about Israel as the backdrop to Armageddon.

06.03.2026 00:36 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Okay I read a post on the Dropout subreddit that hypothesises that Dropout might be getting some / much of the original cast together to roleplay a Firefly universe storyline, which uhhhhhhh

has uh, _potential_

05.03.2026 23:15 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mixed feelings.

IME 50% of protonmail users are "Free Speech Absolutist" kooks who knew nothing about real digital opsec & whose entire lives online 18/7/365 was "Censorship Dems are coming for you!", and this pwns them :)

50% are actual journalists & activists and this pwns them :(

05.03.2026 23:00 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I want to see the Dropout / Dimension 20 gang guest host The Muppet Show. I need Muppets Meet Game Changer / Make Some Noise

05.03.2026 22:10 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Way back when, I and my friends rented an entire theatre to premiere party Serenity the movie. I had a Browncoats patch on my purse, a Browncoats wallet, a whole fit.

My brain still sings Overture/Going Through The Motions.

But I made a choice.

05.03.2026 22:03 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

wow Rogan is *deep* into anti-trans conspiracy nonsense, reciting all their talking points note for note

05.03.2026 19:45 πŸ‘ 664 πŸ” 100 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 2
Preview
a man is holding a lollipop in his hand and pointing up . Alt: Prince T'Challa gesturing, saying "Get this man a propellor hat and a lollipop"
05.03.2026 19:58 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Y'all are missing the bit in the announcement where Trump has created the S.H.I.E.L.D. Initiative

05.03.2026 19:52 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

This is the dude who tried to snatch the "Black people are not apes" sign from Al Green, so things are about to get SUPER antiblack. Also, he is not very bright, so this appointment is a smuggler's dream.

05.03.2026 19:13 πŸ‘ 184 πŸ” 67 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Trump picking a really dumb guy for DHS because he's a Senator whose term was already going to be up this year is a fun thing to think about, electorally

05.03.2026 19:14 πŸ‘ 81 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
The Patrician disliked the word β€œdictator.” It affronted him. He
never told anyone what to do. He didn’t have to, that was the
wonderful part. A large part of his life consisted of arranging matters
so that this state of affairs continued.
Of course, there were various groups seeking his overthrow,
and this was right and proper and the sign of a vigorous and healthy
society. No one could call him unreasonable about the matter. Why,
hadn’t he founded most of them himself? And what was so beautiful
was the way in which they spent nearly all their time bickering with
one another.
Human nature, the Patrician always said, was a marvelous
thing. Once you understood where its levers were.

The Patrician disliked the word β€œdictator.” It affronted him. He never told anyone what to do. He didn’t have to, that was the wonderful part. A large part of his life consisted of arranging matters so that this state of affairs continued. Of course, there were various groups seeking his overthrow, and this was right and proper and the sign of a vigorous and healthy society. No one could call him unreasonable about the matter. Why, hadn’t he founded most of them himself? And what was so beautiful was the way in which they spent nearly all their time bickering with one another. Human nature, the Patrician always said, was a marvelous thing. Once you understood where its levers were.

Discworld QOT US Midterms, from "Guards, Guards"

05.03.2026 19:07 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So the thing about being trans is you go from barely existing to loving life and then everyone who isn’t trans wants us to be quiet and polite at best while we’re exploding with the first real joy we’ve ever experienced

So

Anyone who thinks we need to be civil and quiet can fuck all the way off

05.03.2026 17:59 πŸ‘ 496 πŸ” 172 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 7