Remembering when "March Madness" was about basketball and not the entire fucking planet.
Good times.
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Remembering when "March Madness" was about basketball and not the entire fucking planet.
Good times.
Preview for Trump's speech tonight:
Lord I have seen what you have done for others and I want that for myself
Get it? See, it's funny 'cuz our President is a pathological liar who rarely, if ever, tells the truth.
Nothing is free and I'm getting very tired of seeing how many people assume that is not the case
been thinking about this song a lot lately www.youtube.com/watch?v=xu8u...
me, emotionally writing an essay on the use of force by federal agents: ok but what if i packaged this in the most insane way possible www.theverge.com/policy/86857...
part of this is like, conservatives projecting; part of this is conservatives unable to imagine politics without money; and part of this is dudes who are so out of touch with feminized labor that they think children's birthday parties exist as a spontaneous act of parthogenesis
Honestly I'm in the market. Same thing for a combat vest
I hate this so much
I have spent my entire adult life being lectured by Republican politicians and conservative legal movement types about how important it is to preserve the sacred constitutional right to self-defense of *specifically this person* and then secret police murdered him in the street
Shut down the government. Refuse to have any member of the party vote yes to any bill until the executive is back in line.
Stop pretending this is normal
www.theverge.com/2024/9/24/24...
Some of those well regulated state militia would be nice about now...
Our customers are the lifeblood of our business. The casino itself is also coursing with blood, because of a pact we made with ancient gods.
A gentle suggestion that the correct response to any right-wing tool going on about Rama Duwaji's boots is "go fuck yourself," additionally that "go fuck yourself" is the correct response to any right-wing attempt at DARVO or distraction. It's easy and fun and all they deserve in 2026 and beyond.
all meaning has collapsed in our post-literate society and i wrote a bunch of useless, useless words about it. read it if you, like me, are one of a diminishing minority who still reads www.theverge.com/policy/84960...
@jerf.xyz - sternpinball.com/game/dungeon...
When can we expect a full review and hands on video? I'm sure as the responsible adult at GB you can justify the expense...
(1 min after exiting time machine)
future me: …nothing for climate change but there’s this electronic cash for scams, money laundering; gambling’s basically legal everywhere; oh, Donald Trump is president, he’s leading a fascist coup of the US–
past me:
future me: –also we have vampire butt lifts
Hey, don't bring a loveable dog with shoes into this.
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