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That’s my fuckin 3rd baseman!!! Love the hype after it left the yard too, this is how baseball should be played. That was the piss missile of all piss missiles.

07.03.2026 02:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The SNL United Way skit is the only other thing that really has an argument here but I am with you, “cut that meat!” is still used in this family to this day lol.

07.03.2026 01:42 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

One week out from the Oscars and my mother has ramped up the shit talking big time, so there’s only one thing left to do… the binge of nominated films begins now, I can’t let 3 pool wins in a row happen lol. Time to lock the fuck in. TGIF, boys and girls!!!!

07.03.2026 01:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Jeremy is one of my favorite players because he actually acknowledged my Dad at a game. It was getaway day in Tampa so there was about 20 of us there and my Dad chirped him and actually got a reaction out of him lol. He enjoyed it and gave it back a bit, loved the guy ever since.

06.03.2026 11:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Literally watching cat videos now to calm down before bed lol. Fucking bravo, Capcom. It'll probably take another 30 years to top that section again.

06.03.2026 04:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I have played all 8 prior mainline Resident Evil games and most of the spinoffs in the 30 glorious years this franchise has been going and I have not experienced anything like that basement section, absolute pants shitting fear. My watch gave me a notice about my heart rate spiking lmao.

06.03.2026 04:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

JESUS CHRIST I NEED NEW DRAWERS

06.03.2026 04:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This section of Requiem might be the scariest thing I've ever played, holy fucking shit. If I clinch my booty hole any more it'll have a 6 pack.

06.03.2026 04:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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It's time to make another terrible decision on a Thursday night!!! Tonight, we're getting balls deep in the new Resident Evil game, a heartwarming tale about a FBI agent who gets sent to investigate a grizzly crime at the same hotel her mother was murdered at. As always, I loved you all lol.

06.03.2026 03:31 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Played the most dangerous game and didn’t set an alarm for my post work nap, didn’t totally burn me this time lol. Totally needed and rinsed away the bullshit of the day perfectly, getting hype over here!!!

06.03.2026 01:25 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This post work nap gonna hit like crack in about an hour, man do I need it bad.

05.03.2026 21:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He can’t do both, the governor will appoint a Republican to temporarily replace him and then there will be a special election either this year or next to fill the seat normally. Can’t fathom why Mullin would give up this gig for DHS but nobody ever accused him of being smart lol.

05.03.2026 20:17 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The amount of work I am seeing here!!! Keep after it!!!

05.03.2026 12:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What a fucking absurd comparison. Any adult on a flight can control whether they put on headphones to watch in flight content, even the most well behaved baby can and will get upset on a plane and the parents may not be able to do anything about it despite trying. You're a fucking idiot.

05.03.2026 11:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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When salmon is on the grill, the Stellanator will be seated.

05.03.2026 02:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Fuck yeah, get it!!!!

04.03.2026 12:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

..... no idea how that got downgraded to a minor but I'll take it.

04.03.2026 04:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Once every 2 or 3 years error from Vasy, Minnesota has been a house of horrors for well over a decade at this point. Every time I think it's gonna go different in that barn and it just never does, it's on me at this point lol.

04.03.2026 04:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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04.03.2026 04:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Good God almighty that last Bolts goal was sex on ice.

04.03.2026 04:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A very foggy night near me

A very foggy night near me

Just when I thought the mood couldn’t get much better here, a heavy fog has descended right as intermission hits. The vibes are immaculate here tonight as I’ll take a stroll between periods to soak it in.

04.03.2026 03:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They're one of my favorites now, so fucking good. I only discovered them due to my own poor planning of not doing my Super Bowl party supply run until about 4:00 that day, but sometimes shit just works out lol.

04.03.2026 03:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A bag of Siete chips

A bag of Siete chips

These things are like fucking crack lol. Tried them on a whim to bring to the Super Bowl party I went to and they were a huge hit, been getting them ever since.

04.03.2026 03:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Such a massive W when that happens lol, I actually had to put on pants and go to the store at 9:15 because I realized I didn't have any for the Bolts game.

04.03.2026 02:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Nice of John Carter to take a break from ending the Mars civil war so he could win the biggest gong show of a primary in the history of primaries. Of COURSE ShamWow guy is running as a MAGA douchebag.

04.03.2026 02:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nothing better than late nights with the Bolts, and it's time to drop the puck in Minnesota while election returns are on the monitor!!! There is something so special about watching your team play live at midnight or later, and these are my favorite matchups every year as a result.

04.03.2026 02:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This will be incredibly difficult to adapt to TV because a huge part of the game’s draw is player choice impacting the experience. I will still be seated however, this game and series has a very special place in my heart.

03.03.2026 17:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Look good, smell good, play good!

03.03.2026 03:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What a fucking queen lmao. Love it.

02.03.2026 05:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Get ready to learn Minnesota, buddy.

01.03.2026 18:39 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0