Bar I’m at does an amazing bit every time I’ve been here where they play Need You Now by Lady A right at 1:15. Always gets a good chuckle but I have just witnessed someone who said they wouldn’t call, but they’ve lost all control and need someone now. Let’s see how this goes for him!
14.03.2026 05:21
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This is so timely lol. I was pregaming before we hit the town at someone’s house who has MLB The Show 26, and his wife who doesn’t usually play decided to try a pitching moment. She hung a slider that got hit a mile and without missing a beat, husband says “Man, that ball got outta here in a hurry!”
14.03.2026 03:17
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And when you speak of me, speak well.
14.03.2026 02:25
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Fell asleep on the couch after work and boy is that unplanned nap hitting like fuckin crack right now. Starting to get hype over here for my Friday night!!!! TGIF!!!!
14.03.2026 00:26
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There’s room for difference of opinion on the small stuff but you have to be aligned on the big stuff because that’s what you value most and what kind of person you are. Pro choice and pro life people for example have fundamentally different world views and could never work as a couple.
13.03.2026 19:11
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13.03.2026 17:02
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Fuckin GORGEOUS, wow. I’ve been in the market for a new PC controller for a bit now but you just gave me my answer, so I thank you lol.
13.03.2026 06:52
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Because when you think Family Guy characters who just don’t get enough screen time to really shine, you think Stewie Griffin.
12.03.2026 18:05
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Always wondered about this, and it turns out I’d have been 50 Shades of Fucked. I’d have been drafted in ‘71.
12.03.2026 15:58
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Get ready to laugh even more lol. I genuinely don’t understand how Jets fans do it.
10.03.2026 18:32
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Gonna have to make my way down to one of the Royals - Rays games this year just so I can see Bobby Witt Jr play baseball in person, holy shit.
10.03.2026 01:49
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The Jaguars sending an email at 9:55 AM to tell us our window to select our temporary seats for next year starts at 10 AM is so fucking on brand for them lol. Ticket reps, who are they and what do they do?
09.03.2026 18:19
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Sunday Scaries hit hard last night, which is awful enough, but to do it the night before NFL free agency starts? Truly a special kind of Hell. Exhausted and it’s not even 1:00, this sucks.
09.03.2026 16:43
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That’s my fuckin 3rd baseman!!! Love the hype after it left the yard too, this is how baseball should be played. That was the piss missile of all piss missiles.
07.03.2026 02:25
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The SNL United Way skit is the only other thing that really has an argument here but I am with you, “cut that meat!” is still used in this family to this day lol.
07.03.2026 01:42
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One week out from the Oscars and my mother has ramped up the shit talking big time, so there’s only one thing left to do… the binge of nominated films begins now, I can’t let 3 pool wins in a row happen lol. Time to lock the fuck in. TGIF, boys and girls!!!!
07.03.2026 01:11
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Jeremy is one of my favorite players because he actually acknowledged my Dad at a game. It was getaway day in Tampa so there was about 20 of us there and my Dad chirped him and actually got a reaction out of him lol. He enjoyed it and gave it back a bit, loved the guy ever since.
06.03.2026 11:19
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Literally watching cat videos now to calm down before bed lol. Fucking bravo, Capcom. It'll probably take another 30 years to top that section again.
06.03.2026 04:59
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I have played all 8 prior mainline Resident Evil games and most of the spinoffs in the 30 glorious years this franchise has been going and I have not experienced anything like that basement section, absolute pants shitting fear. My watch gave me a notice about my heart rate spiking lmao.
06.03.2026 04:56
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JESUS CHRIST I NEED NEW DRAWERS
06.03.2026 04:55
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This section of Requiem might be the scariest thing I've ever played, holy fucking shit. If I clinch my booty hole any more it'll have a 6 pack.
06.03.2026 04:11
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It's time to make another terrible decision on a Thursday night!!! Tonight, we're getting balls deep in the new Resident Evil game, a heartwarming tale about a FBI agent who gets sent to investigate a grizzly crime at the same hotel her mother was murdered at. As always, I loved you all lol.
06.03.2026 03:31
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Played the most dangerous game and didn’t set an alarm for my post work nap, didn’t totally burn me this time lol. Totally needed and rinsed away the bullshit of the day perfectly, getting hype over here!!!
06.03.2026 01:25
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This post work nap gonna hit like crack in about an hour, man do I need it bad.
05.03.2026 21:53
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He can’t do both, the governor will appoint a Republican to temporarily replace him and then there will be a special election either this year or next to fill the seat normally. Can’t fathom why Mullin would give up this gig for DHS but nobody ever accused him of being smart lol.
05.03.2026 20:17
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The amount of work I am seeing here!!! Keep after it!!!
05.03.2026 12:12
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What a fucking absurd comparison. Any adult on a flight can control whether they put on headphones to watch in flight content, even the most well behaved baby can and will get upset on a plane and the parents may not be able to do anything about it despite trying. You're a fucking idiot.
05.03.2026 11:11
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When salmon is on the grill, the Stellanator will be seated.
05.03.2026 02:25
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