La Spaghettissima

*hands Jesus a Wii wheel

He can't miss except with his looks

Omg they turned Leon Kennedy into an ugly John Wick

Probably shouldn't be starting at 355 am on a work night but

I honestly think it rules that Rachel Weisz became huge at 29 with The Mummy, did almost exclusively serious/artsy films for two decades, and then as soon as she hit her mid-40s was like "I will now only play characters who are bisexual and, like, IMPOSSIBLY horny."

(This is about her new show.)

reddit posts a sampling for the search penable penabled my daughter penabled a 9 yo girl today ive been penabled I want to penable by coworker, suggestions? pen and ink to PENable a 12 year old

I have been a fountain pen user for a decade plus but I have never ventured onto r/fountainpen and I just learned that they calling getting others into fountain pens penabling and I just cannot

Cheese plate but smaller

Hello RE9, goooodbye weekend

If semen contained collagen I would already be the bukkake queen.

Dexter the cat, sleeping. Paw reaching out.

Damascus the cat. Watching me.

Two cats, both alike in dignity.

this girl said she went to taco bell so often that she felt like she needed to tell them she was moving, but felt too awkward to do that, so now she drives across town to go to her taco bell

submitted in de categorie ov Wen dis guye goink to shut de funck ubb?!

submitted in the categories of If You Were Smoller I’d Definitely Eat You”

Submitted in the categorie of Peebel Are loosing Dere Got Dam Minds!

Submitted in de categorie of *nothing but static*

Timbe fur ebbry buddie faberit: #faseofdedey
wit speshul gest appeerinss by McQueen

this joke is so dad it’s mad at me for naming my dog pluto because he says chihuahuas aren’t even real dogs

grey tabby cat curled up in the Cat Round as cats are wont to do but instead of his lil face being tucked into his legs somewhere to complete the round, his face is facedown and wedged into the corner of the cat basket he is laying in.

he continues to be immensely relatable

In Search Of: A Full Night's Sleep

Barney, the ginger and white cat, is sitting in a small box. He looks like he has just woken up (or like he's big on the nip already).

Happy #Friyay! Despite the early hour, I'm already hard at work on my latest project. I will keep you posted on the progress! ~Barney

#Hedgewatch

Happy #jellybellyfriday palz… love Sox 🧦 😻❤️🌹👋⭐😽🪴☀️💐🌼💕🐾

#catsofbluesky #friday #caturdayeve

i love watching a tv show set in the pnw thats clearly written by someone from la or nyc

Oh, America is COOKED cooked

Special Agent Dale Cooper (Kyle MacLachlan) standing in the Twin Peaks Sheriff's Office, with Diane (Laura Dern) holding his arm. Superimposed over them is the face of a second Dale Cooper, who is saying in a deeply distorted voice, "WE LIVE INSIDE A DREAM." (TWIN PEAKS: THE RETURN)

Photos of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat playing with her colourful feather wand toy. We see her in blur motion, trying to catch it. It's pure chaos. But she looks extremely adorable. Here, for example, her eyes are wide open, pupils dilate and her mouth tells us she's both happy and surprised to see the toy getting near. She looks straight out of a cartoon. In the second picture she's already holding onto the toy with a bit of terror on her face. She probably wasn't expecting to catch it.

oargh:D

vibe coded war is this anything?

why, yes. yes it is

It’s Friday and we have the cats of the day with Violet and Bobby

Asbestos exposure reported at trader Joe's SE Portland location article

trader joe’s describing it as
*a delightfully rustic asbestos experience*

So many people unfollow me when I say gross sex stuff like they forget this is the internet and that’s basically its entire purpose.

I don't care what your gender expression is, beautiful eyelashes are for EVERYONE

Threads thread: thriller_instinct 3d Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here - 254 Q 3.1K G 28 746 corporateash 18h ••• My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you. 852 Q62 G6 72

“I have usernames older than you.”.
Holy shit

Ethan Winters is the guy who says "this is the worst part" before he pulls out the pizza from the oven bare handed

I wouldn't try logging off you don't want to know what happened to the last guy

Orange and white cat on a shelf next to a large yellow plastic toy helicopter. His behavior report is 95% good, 5% trespassed on the helicopter shelf.

Behaviores Report: 95% goode 5% trespaced on tha hellocobber shelve