Jamie Parslow

*Walks into the coal mine*

“Wtf? What’s with this sea of canary bodies?”

#TheEndless is 8 years old. Our 3rd movie remains our most beloved, made by too many amazing artists to tag here, but been thinkin — wait for the 10 year mark for the next chapter?

Saw the first cut of the feature I produced earlier this year, and for all of the nonsense the industry is going through, it was nice to see something you had a hand in and go, “It looks like a movie!”

Can’t wait to share this Lynchian-esque little baby.

100000% forever.

Oh shit! Sundance Film Festival has officially moved to Boulder, Colorado.

Film friends, how do you feel about that?

Military to remove 'Enola Gay' photos for violating DEI rules A photo of Army biologists was on a list of images to be purged, seemingly because it mentioned they were recording data about fish that included their gender.

You know? This might actually be funny if I didn't believe this would undermine my Purple-Heart Recipient Grandfather's time in the Army. His name is Dennis Gay, but because the word "Gay" is scary to them, they've only shown their cowardice and hatred of vets, too.

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Fired Park Rangers Try to ‘Open Some Hearts’ on Social Media Some rangers decided it was worth the risk to speak out online about their firings and share their love of the National Park Service.

The National Park Service fired many of its park rangers as part of a reduction in the federal work force. Some rangers decided it was worth the risk to speak out online about the cuts and share their love of the Park Service.

“It’s scary, but it was the right thing to do.”

I’ve been working on a movie for a month in the mountains with very little service. Everything okay, everybody?

Just kidding. When has it ever been okay?

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So, we’re just ignoring that Gogol Bordello has new music in Creature Commandos?

Okay hear me out:

Live action remake of Frosty The Snowman, but, it’s Jon C. Reilly as the voice of Frosty.

Now… who plays the magician?

It’s sad that our dogs will never know how much we brag about them when they’re not around.

And that’s a wrap on my time here at IGN. It’s been a pleasure, it’s been challenging, it’s been beautiful, and I can’t thank my friends and colleagues enough. Forever grateful for my time at the company, and here’s to new horizons!

Ah, I just said the same thing on another reply. But yeah, that exactly the vibe I get. Just funny how prevalent it is in the marketing vernacular.

Yeah, that’s my inclination about what it was. It sort of feels like a phrase one just sort of ignores, but somehow indicates that it’s “advanced” but from a passive pov.

Are people truly looking at AI as an added value of a product? I keep seeing things marketed as “AI-powered” and the likes, but who are these people champing at the bit for AI anything? Is the market for AI that in-demand or are corps just trying to push something despite a lack of popularity?

Hey, update on this show. I cried a lot during season 2.

Love ya, my friend.

Sing it, Chuck.

So today was the last Monday of my time at IGN, and soon, this Friday, will be the end of the last week. Words aren’t enough to express my gratitude, my love, and my appreciation to my friends and coworkers at the company who helped guide me and reach new heights there.

This week will be a doozy.

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Welp, I feel like a total fool missing out on the beauty that is Joe Pera Talks With You. It’s like if Ted Lasso was made by nothing but intrusive thoughts, wrapped in an A24 sheen.

That is, it’s perfection.

I have never experienced a worse-mixed television show in my life than Rings of Power. Dialogue is insanely low compared to the FX sounds and score. I feel like I have to straddle the volume button at all times just to keep from having the cops called on me.

Absolutely bonkers mixing.

I also love that two of them only meant to incapacitate the witch, but that the scarecrow chose MURDER instead.

Much, much love and support. We’ll do what we can to make sure you’re okay no matter the capacity, but I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t gutted by this news.

Rewatching The Wizard of Oz, and the tools of the troupe as they set out to catch the witch are… interesting…

The Lion - Well, he’s got a net, just like you might catch animals with. It’s also tan. Makes sense.

The Tin Man - A silver wrench. I get it. He’s silver, he’s metal.

Scarecrow - GUN.

I love stress!

Anybody else find that having sleep-paralysis makes the thought of dying a bit of an easier pill to swallow?

Like, “Oh? I can’t move? And my body just got ahead of my brain? Guess I’ll just go to sleep now and see what happens in the other side!”

Christopher Ford Sees a Film YouTube video by waverlyflams

Watching this dude go from making short sketch comedy to writing a whole Star Wars series is nothing short of inspiring. I don’t know Christopher Ford personally, but I feel like we share common sentiments, and that alone that keeps me going.

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I’ve been putting together this feature film, and I find that there’s so much help and leverage you can get when you’re just simply honest to your team members by letting them know the reality of your limits and how to work within them. I really hope to build more productions like this from here on.

"Dungeons & Dragons is too woke. Maybe I'll buy it to fix that. 😏"

D&D's greatness comes from house rules & the improvised stories people tell. A rich dingus buying the parent company does nothing but make sure less people buy official releases. But ignore me, you're the business genius here.