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Martin Splitt

@divingfor.fun

He/him. Zurich based, does stuff with computers, goes diving. Whoop whoop!

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a cartoon character from rugrats says " i got responsibilities now sponserbeleries " Alt: a cartoon character from rugrats says " i got responsibilities now sponserbeleries "

No rugrats!

02.03.2026 09:44 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Off by one error

01.03.2026 14:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dino juice drinkers? Idk

28.02.2026 07:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Query is a bit odd, but I've forwarded it to the relevant teams.

24.02.2026 14:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a baby is smiling while playing with toys and the website 4gifs.com is on the bottom right Alt: a baby is smiling while playing with toys and the website 4gifs.com is on the bottom right
20.02.2026 07:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

want even more #CSS relative color knowledge?

developer.chrome.com/blog/css-rel...

20.02.2026 02:15 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A sad day for rectangles

20.02.2026 02:02 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Proposed Groups

*web frameworks klaxon*

If you work on a web framework then there is a w3c proposed community group: the Web Frameworks Community Group, a place for framework folk to feedback to browser vendors about what they want to see!

If you want this it needs your support!

www.w3.org/community/gr...

19.02.2026 16:47 πŸ‘ 43 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2

A new type of website just dropped #SEO #NEO #AEO

19.02.2026 14:05 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

(left as an exercise to the reader)

19.02.2026 16:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Genius tech bro move:
Inventing the paragraph,
Calling it a chunk.

#showerthoughts

19.02.2026 10:39 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1
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Katherine Heigl Izzie Stevens GIF Alt: Katherine Heigl Izzie Stevens GIF
19.02.2026 05:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

(sigh)

19.02.2026 05:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We're pretty lenient, thanks to expanding the viewport but we do eventually stop doing that, yea.

19.02.2026 05:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Great CVW tho πŸ’―

18.02.2026 20:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Me in a drysuit, carrying equipment out of the water after a dive

Me in a drysuit, carrying equipment out of the water after a dive

True, I wear some sort of suit underwater.
Not quite the same πŸ˜‚

18.02.2026 20:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, fair, it's 3.(something) MB in total, but even scrolling to the 2MB mark is a wild ride.

18.02.2026 20:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They inline entire images? With Data URLs? Wtf!

18.02.2026 20:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe that should be doable with a script src reference (I think it doesn't work like that now, but maybe it should)

18.02.2026 20:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, I mean that sounds like it's only progressively growing but the initial load is smaller. That is *somewhat* okay

18.02.2026 20:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Indeed, my good sir.

18.02.2026 20:06 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œIs there a technology the left is excited about?”

High-speed rail! MRNA vaccines! New cancer treatments! Solar and wind energy collection! Better and longer-range EVs! That wood that's harder than steel! New apples! Fibermaxxing! Buldak Swicy ramen! Muppets! Muppets are too a technology, shut up!

18.02.2026 13:40 πŸ‘ 12305 πŸ” 2858 πŸ’¬ 338 πŸ“Œ 207

Goosebumps

17.02.2026 17:19 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"is there a technology the left is excited about" I am genuinely excited about machine learning and what it can tell us about patterns. I'm excited that it can help farmers and doctors spot things that they may miss. I'm excited about the ways we can use data to make life better.

18.02.2026 16:18 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
3MB Lorem Ipsum

Just so people get a feeling how much 2MB HTML actually is, I made this (3MB+) monster:

experiments.geekonaut.de/3mb-behemoth

I know - nobody asked but here we are. You are welcome.

18.02.2026 16:19 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 0

Es ist mir eine Freud(e)

18.02.2026 16:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hm, I wonder how much fun (and/or hassle) time travel would be tho

18.02.2026 16:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Selfie with a baseball cap backwards and weird sun glasses, wearing a Google bike shirt

Selfie with a baseball cap backwards and weird sun glasses, wearing a Google bike shirt

I feel like I flip-flop between these two extremes...

18.02.2026 16:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
AI generated photo in the style of the 1920s, showing me in a suit sitting in an armchair

AI generated photo in the style of the 1920s, showing me in a suit sitting in an armchair

Maybe I _should_ wear suits more often πŸ€”

18.02.2026 16:03 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0
Blauer Himmel ΓΌberm schneebedeckten Feld. Die Sonne ganz links ΓΌber den BΓ€umen am Horizont. Ein rosa leuchten ganz rechts als Gegenpart dazu.

Blauer Himmel ΓΌberm schneebedeckten Feld. Die Sonne ganz links ΓΌber den BΓ€umen am Horizont. Ein rosa leuchten ganz rechts als Gegenpart dazu.

.β€’Β°β™₯︎

15.02.2026 07:08 πŸ‘ 60 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0