If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.
Immediate reminder of the hot trash microsoft is these days 👎
I’ve been using Linux on and off for the better part of 20 years, but about 6 months ago I decided to finally make the jump and commit to Fedora on my gaming PC and my daily-driver laptop and it’s been great. I had to touch windows 11 tonight for the first time since and I feel gross 🤢
What? No way!
Fuck YESSS
Just locked in my ServiceNow #Knowledge26 conference pass courtesy of one of my vendors!
💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
🌫️ A lonesome foghorn blows 🌫️
🚦A lonely street light, being blown in the wind, changes signals from green, to yellow and to red.🚦
🥧Lunch was at the Lamplighter Inn🥧
🌲Oh Diane, I almost forgot. I got to find out what kind of trees these
are. They're really something🌲
#TwinPeaks
#DavidLynch
#MarkFrost
I don’t disagree that tech companies should do more, but I also don’t see a way in which Apple can appease these folks without taking the “we can see everyone’s everything” approach
That’s a hot take IMO. There are plenty of people who store files and content they’d like kept private that is far from illegal, immoral, wrong, etc.
I recognize Apple is big tech, but I give them the slightest shred of credibility in being one of the last companies showing any respect at all to their users’ privacy and the reality is the only way Apple satisfies these people is by further surveilling their user base. It’s just fucked. 2/2
I don’t get these kind of suits. In my eyes it’s the equivalent of suing the department of transportation because someone used the roads to move contraband. 1/2
We could never be that lucky
Nice work! 👏👏
Nice! Did you build this?
we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad
Proud moment for my city 🥹
prompting ai to do something is not a skill. nor can you take credit for the output of whatever it vomits up like you did it yourself. nobody is impressed by you.
“Red liquid”? Pfff.. he shouldn’t have bothered. He’s years behind my research.
❤️
The wrong Home Alone 2 actor died.
Just absolute disbelief. The world lost today
Just watched The Conjuring: Last Rites and the scene where all the clients/actors from the earlier movies are guests at Judy’s wedding got me
🎶0118 999 881 999 119 7253🎶
National Microsoft outage it appears 👎
Sorry boss can’t answer your call right now I’m watching Beyonce Bowl for the 80th time
Searched “How long is Super Bowl halftime?” for a bit
The first result was better than my joke: “Exactly how long the Puppy Bowl runs”
Batshit insane
“But a car provides freedom!” 🙄
I know it’s a far-out theory, but I think there’s a case to be made that he’s possessed and the vessel is dying off.
New Year’s Day is great, but it’s also one of the most depressing days of the year IMO. We always take down holiday decorations so our house goes from warm, cozy, and festive to feeling empty and cold 🙃
fwiw they were actually making pretty open commentary about how stupid he (and his base) were during the first term. You should watch the season where Mr. Garrison becomes president. You’ll pick up the parallels, I guarantee
