yes!!
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yes!!
I taught a sketch comedy class in Abu Dhabi.
Welp I guess thereβs no way to earn the votes of young men other than by courting and vocally backing the three fraudulent industries that are absolutely ruining their lives.
(Mr. Green voice)
Iβve got news for you. Itβs already here!
*should be
Man, this organization sucks so much. You know you can give away scholarships without doing this shit right? Itβs really pathetic and anyone involved to be embarrassed.
drag name
SβPam RisquΓ©
iβd say something like βI have 50 cryptos on Sting pre-cum Nov 2026β but idk how they work! (prediction markets or peens)
wonder what the prediction markets are saying about sting
itβs really easy to summarize right wing/ moderate talking points with four (IMO culturally load-bearing) words:
β Vs βNo it wonβt.ββ
It cannot be stressed enough how these Republicans donβt see government jobs as jobs at all. They see them as titles, no-show gigs where they can do whatever they want. Thatβs why οΏΌthey hated the people in those jobs before, they thought it was a scam because they donβt believe in doing the work.
your blood is better than mine!
This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Wonβt
l: 40s, r: 20s
dr mckay from The Pitt
Dr Santos from The Pitt
iβve learned that last year several coworkers strongly agreed that βthe girl on the Pittβ reminds them of me. Then at some point they realized they werenβt all talking about the same girl, and now consensus is iβm a blend of these two.
they wouldnβt give me more than three and I was shivering so bad and theyβre like βthis happens sometimes.β then a few weeks later I got a letter in the mail telling me thereβs some variant/issue with my blood βDO NOT DONATE PLATELETS AGAINβ and I was like phew moral high ground w/o the work!
so so so cold
my advice dress warmly bring layers bc you get so cold during the process
maybe ask people to define what βpolitics/ being politicalβ means to them before asking them more.
itβs such a clickbaity thing to ask a celebrity (like asking if theyβre a feminist) but lots of people define it differently, often stupidly and wrongly
thatβs the last columbo!
aw thanks!!
did you know that in the UK they see color differently than we do? (they see a u)
THIS IS CENTURY CITY MIKE
hahahaha
βhmm christine, you know where thereβs NOT any mention of youβ¦?β
a photo of Philadelphia Wedding magazine, with a photo of a bride on the cover.
Just got an email from our PR person. Philly Mag sent 20 copies of this monthβs issue as thereβs a piece about me/ my Simpsons episode.
She said βI have gone page by page and no articleβ
Folks, they sent 20
copies of THIS. Best/worst trolling of my life.
yay!! loved the book canβt wait
