Software Defined Redneck

Giant shower with two entirely separate shower heads, wands, and rain showerheads

"just like the showers at 4-H camp"

Bathroom with two sinks (on opposite sides of the room) and a long shower with a showerhead at both ends

Dueling sinks, dueling shower heads ("you could wash both ends of a cow in there" -- my dad)

Only one toilet. Cowards.

Incredibly skinny room that has a toilet. The room is the width of the toilet

Toilet Jail
I thought it was just hotels doing "innovative" bathroom designs.

Modern fancy kitchen with what appears to be a microwave, next to the oven - but the microwave doesn't have any visible controls.

Microwaves at knee-height appear to be a common feature to save counter space. But this one doesn't seem to have controls?
If the top part folds out to be an easy-to-reach UI I'd be impressed, but still wouldn't enjoy doing squats to make oatmeal.

brightMLS logo imposed over the image on the corner, blocking whatever text (also in the bottom left corner) was there. Probably said "Virtually Staged".

Thanks for watermarking the disclaimer/watermark. Good work everyone.

dark basement with the sewer line coming _through_ the basement steps

One false step with your laundry basket and Oops All Sewage. At least this seems to be a fact of life, and not a remodel fault. It's just Always Been Like That

Some sort of definitely-not-permitted extension. There's a kitchen area that's clearly outside of the main house, misc holes in the wall, and just stuff scattered everywhere.

> a true gem for any investor or future owner.
> timeless character

Bathroom with freestanding tub and a shower curtain suspended from the ceiling clearly not designed to go _inside_ the tub.

A classic: the bathroom flooder 3000
why no, of course I don't want the water to stay _in_ the bathtub.

House hunting and oh boy have some Decisions been made re: some remodels. Also general frustration at the whole thing. 🧵
I'll save you the effort and say "Yes, I live in Philly". Go Birds.

I feel like if you could somehow make a .prod TLD happen you would destroy the entire internet

Handling: General considerations The cat is faster and has sharper teeth and nails than you do. It has no 'code of ethics' or considerations for its own future. In a fair fight it will win. 1. DON'T FIGHT A CAT 2. USE YOUR BRAIN 3. USE DRUGS

reminder

this was funnier in my head

this is who runs this account

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“everyone hates you, you fuckin American” idk what you’re talking about, I am a proud citizen of the greatest country in the world: PHILADELPHIA

Mocap shaky cam video game cutscene.
Mocap shaky cam video game cutscene.
Obvious green screen

PAPYRUS AAA!

Every action scene felt like a trailer for a video game.
Wow! 3D graphics! Jumping! Flying!

I don't think a single pixel went from the camera to the big screen.
Like even stuff that could have been real,,, wasn't.
The mocap was really well done though.

Wow James Cameron made a very impressive 3.5h demo for Unreal Engine

Merry Christmas to everyone except the discord embed video player

The Bethlehem tracks cut right through South side on a right of way that's now a decent pedestrian/bike Greenway, so while I wish they had train service again I'm not sure where they'd put the track/station

Hey they used to go to Allentown!
From 1978-79 (so briefly) as part of the Bethlehem line until they cut all non-electrified service

This composition had eluded me for nearly a decade, but yesterday I was finally able to capture it. A train rolled through just as the Duquesne Incline was crossing over the tracks in #Pittsburgh, creating a picture perfect winter scene. It was worth the hours and hours I've waited over the years.

Meme template: Jimmy Neutron "this is ultra lord", edited with text and scribbles Windows logo holding up the power button icon with an indicator showing that an update will occur when you restart/shut down "Your organization requires you to restart" The teacher, in response: "Windows... This is the 7th week in a row you've shown update required in class"

I'm at my third required update of the day

Worth it to avoid the super aggressive Adobe Acrobat ad that follows me everywhere

cat staring at you

> go to "brick and mortar" store
> look inside
> entirely made of concrete

Yes this is about K-Pop Demon Hunters.
Yes I went to a sing-along screening.
Yes it was fun.

I'm glad some streaming releases get theatrical showings. A Netflix movie might be good, but it's likely going in the "yeah I should watch that at some point" pile.
Putting it in theaters (if only for a weekend) turns it into "an event" that I can enjoy with friends and get dinner after.

Silverliner V gang

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