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Hey there, I'm Septimus (she/היא) In the depths of my depression again. Be careful here. 18+ ✑ πŸ’›πŸ€πŸ’œπŸ–€

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(if there was nothing abnormal on your last pap, and mine was normal last year).

10.03.2026 14:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They called me back and the medical assistant went over what we're going to be doing today. I don't need a pap-smear because I had one last year. They're now only every 5 years of you're over 30.

10.03.2026 14:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Looks like the cover of Indestructible by Disturbed!!

10.03.2026 14:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm glad!

10.03.2026 14:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That's πŸ‘πŸ» a πŸ‘πŸ» you πŸ‘πŸ» problem πŸ‘πŸ»!

10.03.2026 14:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is it an annual test? Some counties do an extra annual test in March.

10.03.2026 14:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Checked in and made sure my address and insurance information were up to date. :)
Preventative healthcare is covered.

10.03.2026 14:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Come see the gynecologist with me! It's time for my annual appointment.

10.03.2026 14:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ra... Ra... Rasputin...

10.03.2026 01:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Zohran Mamdani supports peaceful protest in wake of attempted bombing Two men allegedly deployed explosive devices against an anti-Muslim protest targeting the New York City mayor.

β€œWhile I found this protest appalling, I will not waver in my belief that it should be allowed to happen.”

09.03.2026 23:00 πŸ‘ 310 πŸ” 52 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2

It's only a "sensitive question" if you're ashamed of the answer!

09.03.2026 22:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Completely fucking forgot to do the one small work task I was responsible for today... fuck

09.03.2026 22:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yup! I started at my current library in 2013 making $7/hr. I make $27/hr now (almost), but that's with a masters and 13 years of experience. It still doesn't pay the bills lol

09.03.2026 22:41 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I feel this way every time someone my age says they wish they were diagnosed as a kid. I think what you actually want was to be a diagnosed as a kid with the knowledge we have NOW and the support systems that are much stronger for kids TODAY.

09.03.2026 22:35 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I had a co-worker that I used to be friends with, but if he didn't personally like something, he actually couldn't understand why anyone else would like it. And he was so loud about it I had to stop being around him.
Just let people enjoy things. Life is short.

09.03.2026 22:25 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

This puts me at 10 people released. I filed my 1st habeas petition 29 days ago. I am an incredibly small-time, nobody lawyer who knew nothing about immigration law the day I submitted that case. I barely know any more today. I had never sued the federal government and now I've beaten them 10 times.

09.03.2026 19:24 πŸ‘ 10813 πŸ” 2433 πŸ’¬ 299 πŸ“Œ 117

Yeah. Would not recommend.

09.03.2026 21:45 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So I don't know if I would say negative, but in the few years I've known you it definitely came across that your job was a huge source of stress for you.

09.03.2026 21:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't feel very present today.

09.03.2026 18:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They're coming for your job!

09.03.2026 17:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

NO NO NO YOU DON’T

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federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step β€œdesigned for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL

tell everyone you know

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09.03.2026 01:26 πŸ‘ 12332 πŸ” 7469 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 3

My hottest take as a public librarian:

If you don't enjoy reading, you don't have to read. Spend your precious free time / hobby time doing something you actually enjoy.

09.03.2026 16:12 πŸ‘ 83 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2

There are just genuinely a lot of people who don't understand the concept of reading for pleasure.

09.03.2026 14:28 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was lucky and got a stipend to attend, but it's gonna be ~ $1,600!

09.03.2026 14:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I had an amazing birthday. There was sushi and fajitas and drinks and family and friends and gardening and music.

09.03.2026 03:36 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bredlik!

08.03.2026 23:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My mother is pulling out all of my 45s (mostly formerly hers) and telling me which ones to play.

"Do I look like a DJ?"
"Yes."

08.03.2026 20:33 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My husband, unaware of what he's saying:
"With the price of gas, what it is."
Me, immediately:
"When you get it. If you get it... Good you got it."

08.03.2026 17:37 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"If there's nothing library related I can help you with, there's other work I need to do" and then walk away.

08.03.2026 13:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's my birthday

08.03.2026 05:03 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0