Joel

Expect that from ferrari

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Max verstappen

Greeks, going to visit the temple of Aphrodite, circa 300 BC

We're back to "hit all your free kicks and corners at the first defender's head", what an excellent strategy

Let me tell you about the superdog

They'll probably get deputized by the hennepin county sheriff

Yeah fine, thanks though. Happens about once a week. I know well enough to pause and look even if it's a green light at a couple spots where ice likes to drive and completely ignore all traffic laws

Love to almost get tboned by ice clowns who ignore stoplights and drive double the speed limit on the way to daycare drop off.

Dom can fix that

They should try a revolutionary approach to management

This Wharton guy seems pretty good, you know

“Mar-kwan-yeh. Is there a Mar-kwan-yeh Mullin in the class?”

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When you can't decide which name to use for your kid:

Jamison Whiting, head in hand, staring at computer screen with dejected expression.

Happening now: Jamison Whiting staring at his equations, realizing he can't broker peace between the city's far left wackos and the supervillains.

Hennepin county sheriffs working overtime to keep us all safe

EVERY NEW ISAAC CHOTINER'S INTERVIEWEE: rip to those previous losers, but I am different

I beg

You did it!!!!!

They obviously don't run in training, why would they run in a match

Send Gakpo to the gulag

Also a midfielder who wants to receive the ball and turn

Dominic Szoboszlai

lmao

Seems suboptimal but what do I know

He must sit around the training ground making bald jokes all day

Very bold of rosen to show up to a contempt hearing and argue that he can't be held in contempt because he's a tremendous dipshit

Twin Cities bike people: do you have recommendations for rear rack mount seats for two kids on a cargo bike? Have a 6 and 4yr old. Leaning towards Aventon Abound LR with the double seat pad but something with a backrest for the front kid would be nice

Why Minnesota United didn’t say more about local ICE raids Amid the federal immigration raids in Minnesota to start this year, Minnesota United remained quiet on the subject. Loons supporters, which might be the most-progressive fanbase in Minnesota, took …

Just my 1 appearance on MSNOW raised $200k for the Hamline Midway Supply Hub. Imagine if MNUFC had used their platform to raise up orgs like that. They abandoned their community.

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every time one of these markets dissembles and parses and weasels their way out of paying people on a technicality my heart grows three sizes like the grinch. i love to watch these people get scammed on crypto and nfts and gambling. they deserve it and it's funny and it's not my problem at all